quote:Originally posted by Invisible Brainiac: What is the square root of 281,598,193?
Higher than it's ever been... and only getting higher under the current administration.
If elected, I promise to put a cap not only on square roots, but across the board: cube roots... ginger roots... roots, rock, reggae... what have you. This situation has gone on long enough!
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Anyone who posts a pic of themselves in a Speedo is sure to get many votes. Anyone?
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quote:Originally posted by Invisible Brainiac: What is the square root of 281,598,193?
Higher than it's ever been... and only getting higher under the current administration.
If elected, I promise to put a cap not only on square roots, but across the board: cube roots... ginger roots... roots, rock, reggae... what have you. This situation has gone on long enough!
Growing square roots brings jobs to Legion World! Surely--and by that I mean Shirley--you can't seriously consider a cap on roots?
What's next, a cap on The Roots? Questlove's Afro needs to be able to roam free. Otherwise, what's the point of living?
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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[Note: Breaking character a bit, I know... but what are the freaking chances that - after you enter a political race - you discover that a 70 year old naked pic of your avatar exists? I figured I'd better head the press off at the pass by breaking the scandal first!]
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quote:Originally posted by Blaze: What is the essence of being an elected leader?
Two drams sulphur, three drops tincture of mandrake root, a pinch of ambergris to taste... stir well and serve over ice.
(Optionally, the essence may be garnished with two to three stuffed olives).
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