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<to Roy> I've been keeping an eye on Cobalt and the imposter, Roy. It is clear that Cobalt believes that one is truly his friend and that I am the one not to be trusted. All of the wayward, suspicious glances the two cast my way--and the others, too. Clearly, they recognize the imposter as their newly-elected leader. Why can no one see that he will bring about our ruin? Why must they reject all the glaring evidence against him?
<motions toward Space Ranger> Even the Ranger is backing off on him! He was my best hope to protect us, and now, he's backed off because of a woman's admonishment!
<looks back at Roy> Roy, you and I must keep an eye on the imposter and his dupe Cobalt. I've foreseen that the feaux Lard Lad will turn against them all! We must be vigilant!
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My agents back at HQ have been scouring the 'the google' for useful information and the first 6 pages show absolutely NO Phineas B. Fuddle message boards anywhere.
None.
Some old reviews.
A few entries mentioning "merchandise".
And one ancient Jules Verne message board where there's a brief 30 post discussion about PBF that ended waaaaayyy back when in the year double-0.
This guy is here to stay. He has nowhere else to go and that makes him very ..very ..dangerous.
Also he's a time traveler, it's his shtick.
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quote:Originally posted by Lard Lad Prime: <to Roy> I've been keeping an eye on Cobalt and the imposter, Roy. It is clear that Cobalt believes that one is truly his friend and that I am the one not to be trusted. All of the wayward, suspicious glances the two cast my way--and the others, too. Clearly, they recognize the imposter as their newly-elected leader. Why can no one see that he will bring about our ruin? Why must they reject all the glaring evidence against him?
<motions toward Space Ranger> Even the Ranger is backing off on him! He was my best hope to protect us, and now, he's backed off because of a woman's admonishment!
<looks back at Roy> Roy, you and I must keep an eye on the imposter and his dupe Cobalt. I've foreseen that the feaux Lard Lad will turn against them all! We must be vigilant!
<Walks over to LLP and Sir Roy>
My hearing is very acute Lardy, so I'd like to correct something you seem to believe.
During our time in the Banned'em Zone there was only one individual who couldn't put his personal issues aside and work together with the others for the good of Legion World.
<Jabs a finger into LLP's Chest> YOU!
Now we face the same type situation...
This time you better throw down with the enemy when the time comes, instead of attacking someone on our side...
Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (When you have super-hearing, people can't talk behind your back)
-------------------- Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (Just as soon as the Check Clears!)
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(Hm, the Ranger seems to be calling out Lard Lad Prime. I think he's got the right idea...we need to get this all out in the open now so we can focus on Phineas. I need to reveal his plans, but if Lard Lad Prime is finally about to reveal himself...)
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Man, Des...<motions toward LLP>...he seems to be geeting more fidgety by the moment, like he's seething. He's getting closer to...something...and I don't think we're gonna like it very much when he gets there!
-------------------- "Suck it, depressos!"--M. Lash
From: The Underbelly of Society | Registered: Jul 2003
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quote:Originally posted by Space Ranger: <Walks over to LLP and Sir Roy>
My hearing is very acute Lardy, so I'd like to correct something you seem to believe.
During our time in the Banned'em Zone there was only one individual who couldn't put his personal issues aside and work together with the others for the good of Legion World.
<Jabs a finger into LLP's Chest> YOU!
Now we face the same type situation...
This time you better throw down with the enemy when the time comes, instead of attacking someone on our side...
<as Ranger walks away, LLP thinks> How DARE he?!?! Who does that insignificant maggot think he IS?!?! Does he know not who I am? I am--! Wh-what was I going to say? Not sure...but it wasn't going to be "Lard Lad".....
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<feels burning feeling with Lard Lad Prime's touch>
Easy "pal"! Seems like you're the one with a lot to say!
Look, whoever you are, you're confused, and you're unsure, its obvious. We can help you. Obviously, you're not Lard Lad, but there must be a reason why you're stuck this way.
<puts hand on Lard Lad Prime's shoulder, knowing the reaction likely will be volatile>
Let me help you. You can trust me--I'm the legendary hero Cobalt Kid
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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I AM Lard Lad you sprocking IDIOT!!! YOU are supposed to be my best friend!!! Instead...<looks at Lardy with burning purple eyes>...you stand by HIM!!!
<grabs the fabric on either side of the neck of Cobalt's costume and lifts him up in the air> WHAT KIND OF FRIEND ARE YOU!!! HOW COULD YOU HAVE LEFT ME TO BE TORTURED BY THE ANTI-MODERATOR ALL THOSE YEARS!!!! How...could...what?
<drops Cobalt>
Wha-what in the sprock...am I talking about?
<grabs his temples as they begin to throb>
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<eyes Lardy, Space Ranger and everyone else and waves them off to let them know he's okay and in control>
That's it...let the information process...don't run from it...
You are not Lard Lad. But you're angry, and you've been missing for a long time. Anti-Moderator, you say?
<gets closer to Lard Lad Prime once more>
What have you forgotten? In the immortal words of the real Lard Lad: Who Are You?
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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<massaging his temples, as if to milk them of memory> I...I died. Not once, but twice. I died in the fusion powersphere...came back...and some time later--I died again...but I didn't. It...it's all so confusing.....
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Keep going...its starting to come back to you...you've died twice you say. When was the second time...?
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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...something about 'spoiled lettuce'? No, no Entropy Spinach! I..I gave my life to take out the Entropy Spinach, yes. Did it in...in place of a friend...a pet?
<thinks> But...didn't die...was thrown into...into pocket universe? Yes...was comatose. That's when...that's when Anti-Moderator found me.....<shivers>
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What if this is just a distraction engineered by Fuddle?
Bob! Take the Orange Agents and set up a perimeter and a teleport scrambler. Get some transport out there too. I get the feeling that once things start poppin' we're going to be pretty busy and I don't want anybody to have to drop whoever they're punching to take an injured Legionnaire to Medicus. Make sure there are a few extra bikes please, not everybody can fly.
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