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SharkLad
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sorry things didn't work out LL ... you can count on my vote again next time round ...

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Lard Lad
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Thanks, guys! Hopefully, I'll earn it!

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SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT

***"Lardy's Lair" is now officially open as Legion World's newest entertainment/sex/food & booze joint!***

I've spared NO expense to refurbish my Lair into what I hope will become the IT spot on Legion World!

The Lair is divided into three sections:

1) Lardy's Bar & Grill---serving the finest food and beverages in the known cosmos! The bar & grill caters to a wide variety of tastes, but it's signature items revolve around grilled meat favorites...steak, chicken, pork and a wide selection of the best draft beers from across the galaxy!

2) Lardy's Concert Stage---presenting good old fashion 20th/21st century rock music as performed by the actual 20th/21st century bands themselves arranged thru a special cross-time contract!! Appearing first, one of Lardy's personal faves System of a Down! They'll rock your ASSES off!!!

3) The Shady Lardy---what we feel will become the premiere destination for Legion World's horniest denizens! Male and Female exotic dancers! Lardy's own cutting edge holo-sex suites! Sex-bots! And some of the finest male and female whores from acroos the galaxy! How could the Lair hold so much room? Why, tessaracts of course!

And the first Tuesday of every month, the Lair transforms into one huge room for its trademark Monthly Massive Group Orgy...the largest such in the galaxy!!

The doors are now open----WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!?!?!

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Fat Cramer
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I'm waiting for the chicken wings.

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Faraway Lad
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I'm waiting for the fish and chips.

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Kent Shakespeare
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You have anything low-carb?

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walkwithcrowds
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I'm waiting for the first Tuesday of the month!!

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Viridis Lament
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man this place even beats the hootchie hut!!!

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Lard Lad
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quote:
Originally posted by dedman:
man this place even beats the hootchie hut!!!

That's the plan!

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And we have chicken wings, fish and chips and low-carb chicken wings and fish and chips!

Hows that for service!!

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Originally posted by walkwithcrowds:
I'm waiting for the first Tuesday of the month!!

It'll be one for the ages! [Drool]

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SharkLad
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is there a pool, or at least a hot tub?

<splash>

Ouch! There's no water in that hole ...

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Just remember Tuesday is doubly special: Independence Day & Orgy Tuesday!

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Viridis Lament
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huzzah for orgy tuesday!!!!

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Orgy Tuesday!?! And me, without any condoms ...

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