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I endorse ferroboy's endorsement of dedman's endorsement of Cobie's endorsement of Lou's endorsement of EDE's endorsement of Mearl's Supreme Rulership.
Down with all Gil'dishpani lies, propaganda and stale pastries!
Down with the Super Wal-Mart... of Space!
From: Vancouver, BC, Canada | Registered: Dec 2003
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Faraway Lad
Senator of the UP. Permanent Ambassador to the Court of Saint James
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Dear Supreme Ruler of the Universe,
As your omnipotence knows I live faraway from Legion World and visit on an ad hoc basis as my super crime fighting of space duties (and the commuter traffic) allows.
My super secret hideaway (or Horace as he likes to be called) has recently developed very bad indigestion which has led to a number of unfortunate incidents as he creates a few more interstellar gas clouds than the maps show. It seems as if he has been eating things that disagree with him, and upon further investigation (and let me tell you, you don’t want to go crawling around them Jeffries tubes without a full NCB suit) things which apparently disagree with you as well, like this small annoying white monkey which I am returning to you with pleasure.
Horace is now having a whale of a time playing fetch with all these rejects and is stopping them from landing in the sun. His jumping around is also making me spill my port which is most definitely not cricket old chap.
Can I please therefore ask you to re aim your cannon away from its current trajectory to point towards say the Orion arm of the Galaxy. This will allow me to gain some peace and quiet and stop the gaseous problems Horace is currently suffering from. Although I will admit the Koko’s Head Nebula is a rather attractive green colour
Must dash me little megalomaniac, worlds to save, place’s to be and all that.
Pip pip old chap.
Faraway Lad
PS Hope to finally meet you at the Ambassadors Christmas bash, I’ll be the one standing at the other end of the room tucking into the Figgie pudding.
-------------------- Faithfull
From: Newcastle upon Tyne England | Registered: Jul 2003
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After much careful consideration, I've made the decision to alter the cannon-firing process. As a gesture of good-will to the space traffic in the busy near-Earth area, all future planned cannon-firees will be shipped to the Coluan system, and will be fired into Colu's sun, at times scheduled with the anticipated local traffic kept in mind. Although this will cause me to unfortunately miss the sight of the cannon firing, it will retain symbolic importance and I will still feel the event very close to my heart. All cannon firings will be recorded for my later viewing pleasure, and possibly to splice together into a "Best Of" video.
Also, Cobalt Kid, please feed the remains of Koko to your lions, or something.
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Excuse me magnicifent one, but perhaps we could use Koko to lure the hero MONKEY-EATER LAD to our cause. I'm sure with such a delicious looking monkey as incentive he will come to join your cause as well. oh, ummm and any cupcakes left?
From: Fort McMurray | Registered: Nov 2004
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