I don't think Cobalt Kid will take too kindly to this castration vendetta you're on! Hmm...maybe this will spark that Pizzaz/Space Tart fight you've been itching for.
-------------------- Dan
From: Newburgh, NY | Registered: May 2004
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I haven't been itching for it, and I'm a member of the Security Office and the boss wants my body, I think I have the leverage, especially because he made me promise not to castrate him the last time I had a castration spree. Poor Loser Lad.
-------------------- And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
From: The Mansion | Registered: Mar 2004
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Yikes! Well, I think Cobie likes me enough that he wouldn't want me castrated. I'm a bit attached to that part of my body - moreso than other parts.
-------------------- Dan
From: Newburgh, NY | Registered: May 2004
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Ugh. This place looks like a tornado went through here. But nobody bothered the important stuff.
<opens a very low-tech hidden door behind a cabinet, revealing tottering stacks of dusty old bound volumes.>
People these days, always looking for the fancy high tech stuff. This is why I always made them give me hard copies of reports at the Security office. Drove Cobie crazy...
<places plastic dart in evidence stasis field on an old desk and reviews analysis from CSI chief Hutch.>
Hmm, "plastic dart bearing signs of machine manufacture, type unknown. No known match in Security office ballistics records." No, but there wouldn't be, would there. Not this baby.
<begins pulling volumes from the stacks, searching, restacking.>
Durn, I always said I'd organize these things. You'd think I'd learn. Here, this looks like it. Yeah...
<Reads from a faded printout of a news article dated April 24, 2807.>
"At a Galactic Law Symposium held yesterday, officials announced a measure to crack down on the unsanctioned but thriving business of the manufacture of non-ferrous projectile weapons designed to circumvent megnetics-based personal security devices commonly used by Law and Security officers galaxy-wide."
Of course! We've had our people shaking down the usual gun-runners and arms smugglers. But this thing isn't the next thing, it's so old I guess I'm going to have to go antiquing. Geez, the things I gotta do on the job.
From: Douglasville, GA | Registered: Jul 2003
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-----------INCOMING MESSAGE---------------- Priority: IMPORTANT To: Matlock From: Jailbait Lass Cc: Cobalt Kid Topic: Attacks on Legion World
Matlock, I've recently been told by Shark Lad that you're back on Legion World and investigating this case. This is the best news I could have hoped for...I hope you can help bring down Cobie's would-be assassin with me. He's always respected you as a valued partner and master detective, and I've felt the same.
I've recently begun a new possible theory--or at least new train of thought that somehow might be useful. Some further investigation by Shark Lad and myself has given some more insight.
Let me know what you think. I'm currently at Medicus Two, after bringing in the John Doe, and I'll be stopping by Cobie's room for awhile before I go back out into Legion World.
- Lolita
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From: Right by Cobie's Side | Registered: Jul 2003
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