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From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003 | IP: Logged |

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Was it something I said? [Good]

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Apparently Annoying Janitor Boy is in no hurry to clean this place.

Oh, well, if it's worth doing, it's worth doing yourself!

<waves hand and pizza boxes, empties, and assorted trash all begin to hover and gather in a swirling vortex. Suddenly they shunt into the tesseract system. A hover-vacuum appears and begins cleaning.>

Now, I believe I'll fix myself a drink, and see what's on the monitors.

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<a figure strongly resembling Lard Lad lies on the dusty floor...or at least pieces of it do...>

[ August 23, 2007, 11:45 PM: Message edited by: LARDLAD ROBOT ]

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{Hyvvie the Wonder Beagle runs into the abandoned building, followed closely by Rockhopper Lad and Time Teller Lad.}

Hyvvie: Here it is! Here's the robot!

RhL: Or at least little bits of him. What is this place?

TTL: It's been abandoned for two years, ten months and seven days.

RhL: I think this is Lardy's old lair. He was away from Legion World for a while when I joined the LMB, but he told me about it. He used to live here.

{Hyvvie moves into the next room}

Hyvvie (sniffs): Hey, guys, here's his head.

{Rockhopper Lad picks up the robot's head.}

RhL: Yeah, I remember him. He was a bit clueless, but a nice enough robot. Poor thing. I wonder when this happened.

TTL: Three months and twenty-two days ago.

RhL: Thanks, Tim. {RhL takes out his Omnicom} Rockhopper Lad to Lard Lad. Lardy, you gotta get here.

[ August 24, 2007, 12:24 AM: Message edited by: Rockhopper Lad ]

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The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."

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Hey, Rocky! I homed in on your sig...

<looks around>

Hey! My original Lair! I haven't been here since...

<sees remains>

no

<bends down and examines them>

NO!

<holds the head up>

NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

I'll get whoever did this!

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"Suck it, depressos!"--M. Lash

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Rockhopper Lad
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{Rockhopper Lad approaches Lard Lad}

RhL: Lardy, take it easy. We'll find who did this.
{turns to Hyvvie} Hyvvie can you smell anything about who might have done this?

{The Wonder Beagle sniffs around}

Hyvvie: It's hard to say. It's been a few months. There's something, but it's very faint.

Lard Lad: No one does this to my robot! {Lardy pops off with the robot's head.}
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RhL: Now where did he go?

{Hyvvie sniffs at the floor}

Hyvvie: Back to SHAKES.

RhL: Let's head back then. Something tells me things are about to get pretty interesting.

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Welcome back to my old Lair--the official campaign HQ of Caliente in her bid to run for LMB Leader!

What have we to offer you while you visit? Well here's my old ad:

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Originally posted by Lard Lad:
Howdy and welcome to The f**' Lair!

Why not grab a pizza or five and sit down in one of the many beanbags conveniently located all over the place. Don't worry about the plates and empty pizza boxes...you can just put 'em under one of the beanbags!

Hey! What's your porn preference? Got twenty screens goin' constantly just ready to load up your porn of choice---man-on-woman, man-on-man, girl-on-girl, man-on-sheep---it's all here, folks! Feel free to, uh, express yourself if you want...no holds barred in the Lair!

Anyhoo, feel free to wear as little as you feel like. I know what it's like to suffer within the constraints of clothing <sigh>.

Wetbar's over yonder...help yourself. Gotta nuther tessaract fulla more liquor than even the LMB could handle!

Leavin' so soon? Well, come back soon and bring four or five little hotties with ya next time---and live life to its fattest!

We're guaranteed to be the most morally decrepit Election HQ, or your vote back! We'll fight damn hard to keep it that way, too!

And if all this still doesn't satisfy your appetite for excess, consider this:

If you're a dude and have fancied me in the past, but felt I was unattainable (if you get my drift)--well, now I'm open to all the possibilities!

So come one, come all [natch!] and indulge yourself while reading Cali's pamphlet's and hearing her message! Her slogan is:

"Hey--you're not throwing away your vote...second place gets me Deputy!"

Disclaimer: The campaign manager runs his candidate's campaign as he sees fit. His methods are not necessarily approved or condoned by the candidate. No purchase necessary. Void where prohibited.

[Big Grin]

[ September 06, 2007, 12:49 AM: Message edited by: Lard Lad ]

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Lardy, some days you make me wish I was single again... others, thankful I'm not. [Wink]

All right, let's get to the drinking! Anyone fance a game of beer pong..?

[Cheers]

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Abin: You know what to do with a Cali sandwich? No but neither do Cobie and CJ!
CJ: Yeah, we do. She's smiling, isn't she?

Context... who needs it?

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quote:
Originally posted by Caliente:
Lardy, some days you make me wish I was single again... others, thankful I'm not.

So which is it at this particular moment? [Big Grin]

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quote:
Originally posted by Caliente:
All right, let's get to the drinking! Anyone fance a game of beer pong..?

Beer pong?

SWEET ASS SWEET!!!

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quote:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:

quote:
Originally posted by Caliente:
All right, let's get to the drinking! Anyone fance a game of beer pong..?

Beer pong?

SWEET ASS SWEET!!!

And that was Post 2500 for me!!!

[Joygasm!]

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"Suck it, depressos!"--M. Lash

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Well that alone deserves another round!

[Cheers]

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Abin: You know what to do with a Cali sandwich? No but neither do Cobie and CJ!
CJ: Yeah, we do. She's smiling, isn't she?

Context... who needs it?

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Listen to me fat man. It annoys me to no end that I must converse with an LMBer of any kind, but this I do because you owe me. Do not think I will ever let you forget what I did for you following the Dark Oval Invasion of Legion World and the United Planets. You’re here with no legal complications because of me.

Caliente must not be leader. You must cease this campaign immediately.

<looks at him with disgust>

Cease your ‘joygasm’ as well.

DO NOT let Cali know I visited you…

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Lard Lad
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Tonight, we're serving porn bisquits!

What are porn bisquits?

Well...try one and find out! [Big Grin]

And don't forget to vote for Cali come election time!

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"Suck it, depressos!"--M. Lash

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