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Topic: Café Cramer - Always Open
Fat Cramer
Rich and flaky
posted August 30, 2004 02:25 AM
The management would like to thank everyone for their continued patronage, thank the barbarians for continuing to leave axes at the door, and respectfully request that all patrons continue to wear some clothing when in the café. -------------------- Holy Cats of Egypt!
From: Café Cramer | Registered: Jul 2003
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Loser Lad
Stressed
posted August 30, 2004 02:22 PM
Does a lampshade on my head and a strategically placed tassle count as "some clothing"? If not let me know and I'll run back to the cruiser and change. --------------------The LMB Archives
From: The Loser Cave | Registered: Jul 2003
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Tempest
Enchantress
posted August 30, 2004 04:57 PM
If you don't have any clothes in there Lou, you can wear mine. [ August 30, 2004, 05:00 PM: Message edited by: KinetixgreenZoe ] -------------------- And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
From: The Mansion | Registered: Mar 2004
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Loser Lad
Stressed
posted August 30, 2004 04:58 PM
Might be an awful tight fit with both of us in there... --------------------The LMB Archives
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Tempest
Enchantress
posted August 30, 2004 05:02 PM
I'll take them off, I don't want you to be uncomfortable. -------------------- And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Loser Lad
Stressed
posted August 30, 2004 05:05 PM
Oh, I didn't say I'd be uncomfortable... --------------------The LMB Archives
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Tempest
Enchantress
posted August 30, 2004 05:12 PM
Well then, but my bra must itch you skin, should I take it off? [ August 30, 2004, 05:16 PM: Message edited by: KinetixgreenZoe ] -------------------- And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Loser Lad
Stressed
posted August 30, 2004 05:22 PM
I think we'd better take this show on the road before Cramer gets the hose... --------------------The LMB Archives
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Tempest
Enchantress
posted August 30, 2004 05:27 PM
Okay, let me grab my biscuitt and buns. (Reaches for food as cloths rip off) Opps! -------------------- And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Abin Quank
Except when I'm someone else...
posted August 31, 2004 07:42 AM
Caffeine! Starting the morning with a gallon of coffee and a floor show... Now that's different! --------------------Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!! With a Power Ring...
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Loser Lad
Stressed
posted August 31, 2004 02:03 PM
Zoe and I live to entertain! Glad you enjoyed the show. --------------------The LMB Archives
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Tempest
Enchantress
posted September 01, 2004 03:35 PM
They weren't supposed to come off. -------------------- And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Loser Lad
Stressed
posted September 01, 2004 03:39 PM
But like any great actress you rolled with it and the show went on! You're a pro KGZ! --------------------The LMB Archives
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Tempest
Enchantress
posted September 01, 2004 03:56 PM
Thank you, I really was proud of you when you tried to but your hands on my breasts to cover them from the crowd, but I was lucky enough to handle that little fiasco. But it was you kind thought that counts. -------------------- And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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