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Ohmygod, like hi Mr. Quizzy-Poo!

Umm... Like This might be a silly question, but is this 50 lb bar of Platinum enough for me to keep you on like retainer for a month or two?

A girl just never knows when she might like need a good lawyer...

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Everyday Girl,

That really depends on what mischief you get into and how often. I somehow think that the 50lb bar of Platinum would cover the cost of bail for you for a month.

Where did you get this bar of platinum from anyway?

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I hope Gramps is checking the vault on a daily basis.

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quote:
Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:

Where did you get this bar of platinum from anyway?

I gave it to her...profit from the Ponzi scheme [Big Grin]
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quote:
Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
Everyday Girl,

That really depends on what mischief you get into and how often. I somehow think that the 50lb bar of Platinum would cover the cost of bail for you for a month.

Where did you get this bar of platinum from anyway?

Ohmygod, Like No-One and Nobody gave it to me as a no-birthday present after my birthday got taken away last year...

Now I'm gonna be like seventeen forever...

And I really like need a lawyer cuz I'm like stuck at an age where I could go all "Katie Ka-Boom" at any like time.

So will you please, please like be my lawyer and like defend me if I happen to maybe like resist arrest just a little... or if I happen to be shooting target practice and some Phoney-like-Baloney Space Ranger happens to dispute where I can legally place my targets...

Pretty Please???

With Sugar On It???

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Everyday Girl,

My services are available to all Legion Worlders. However in some disputes between Legion Worlders, I may have to decline representation due to a conflict of interest. Feel free to keep my office number on your cell phone speed dial. Also just so you know, my speciality is represnting people being sued for $30.

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Do you charge $30 or is that people who are being sued for $30?

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hey quis

my travel agent failed to chang and airline ticket. i requested the change and he just let it elapse so my ticket was cancelled. so i lost that porton of my ticket and my money. also i belive he maliciously change another stop on my ticket to a day later. so i was out two cab rides and a stay in a hotel. think i have case? its slightly more than thirty bucks.

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Dear Sir,
Is there a statute of limitations on plagiarism?

I know I'm being out of character with a serious question, but if you wait a minute something flippant will come to me...

Thank You,
KK

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quote:
Originally posted by walkwithcrowds:
Do you charge $30 or is that people who are being sued for $30?

People being sued for $30

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quote:
Originally posted by Danger Boy:
hey quis

my travel agent failed to chang and airline ticket. i requested the change and he just let it elapse so my ticket was cancelled. so i lost that porton of my ticket and my money. also i belive he maliciously change another stop on my ticket to a day later. so i was out two cab rides and a stay in a hotel. think i have case? its slightly more than thirty bucks.

Hmmm.... It would depend on what the contract was when you purchased the ticket.

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quote:
Originally posted by KryptonKid:
Dear Sir,
Is there a statute of limitations on plagiarism?

I know I'm being out of character with a serious question, but if you wait a minute something flippant will come to me...

Thank You,
KK

Plagiarism falls under the copyright laws. In the US that falls under federal law. I am not well vested in copyright law. But I imagine there is a statute of limitations. What that is I don't know.

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Point of order: On this thread I will answer personal questions about myself. Any and all legal questions can be asked at my office thread, which can be found here: Quislet's Super Law Firm ...of Space!

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uhoh, im all over the super law firm of space.
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I don't know when or how this happened, but I am on the top five posters list.

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