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The worst thing about being leader for life is the retirement party.
And the pension plan stinks
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From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003
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Party? Ah yes, an event where people gather to attempt to achieve advanced states of mental incompetence by the repeated consumption of fermented vegetable drinks, and generally employ time in a profitless and non-practical way.
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quote:Originally posted by His imperial majesty, STU: Stop trying to sell me insurance, you huckstering waterfowl!
You might reconsider old friend. Rumor has it that your days are numbered! Life & Disability Insurance might be a wise investment!
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From: Paragon City on patrol | Registered: Jul 2003
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quote:Originally posted by Outdoor Miner: I can barely stand to look at my investment portfolio anymore.
You're not supposed to look at your portfolio, you're supposed to show it. Let everybody else barely stand to look at it. Maybe someone'll see it as art and give you work. Then you can share it with everybody here and we can all be poor.
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I'm suspicous whenever my managers do something nice (except my direct boss -- he's just nice -- but with the ones above him, you know there's something rotten on the way).
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From: Standing beside you in Ferndale, MI | Registered: Aug 2003
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Hmmm... lets take this thread in a new direction... Politics, Politics, Politics. The say the Roman Senate was one of the most corrupt organizations ever.
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From: NOVA by way of NOIN | Registered: Jul 2003
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Uncle Fester in the Addams Family loved Roman Candles.
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