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Another cryptic missive from Stoopid Cat! I'd better just keep leaving the cream and tuna, and hope he returns to explain it to me.
Perhaps Queen Connie will be taking up my offer to seek refuge her while those barbarian parties are going on at the villa. Hrun is well meaning, but he does have a taste for fur fashion accessories.
I'll just wait here and see what develops, with a bowl of café au lait and some cinnamon rolls.
However I don't think barbarians fall into any of the suspect classifications (although an argument could be made for race or national origin), so all FC needs is a rational reason for the discrimination.
-------------------- Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff!
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Hrun strides up to take out window. Pushing his head inside, the whole frame starts to shudder as his mighty muscles wedge tight. Pushing a little further causes the window and half a wall to collapse.
Hrun stands bemused, a small porcelain cup of Earl Grey tea in his hand.
"Ermmmmm Sorry? Hrun likes this flowery drink wants more. Have got Emeralds to pay"?
[ August 03, 2004, 01:50 PM: Message edited by: Hrun the Barbarian ]
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From: The Northern Wall | Registered: Jul 2004
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Hrun dearie, while you are there could you be a sweetie and water the plants for me?
<Harbinger hands the saggy looking barbarian her favourite blue plastic watering can that her son artistically painted flowers on when he was seven>
Thanks Hrun, now run along dear.
<H returns to her copy of Heat magazine and her pot of chamomile tea with a slightly absent smile on her face>
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Will the barbarians please just shout their orders through what was once the take-out window.
We are in the process of renovating to accommodate barbarians, which requires us to widen the doors and buy sturdier chairs. These renovations will be completed by Thursday morning, at which time barbarians will be welcome to enjoy the interior premises of the Café. These changes are being made for the benefit of barbarians and we apologize for the temporary inconvenience.
In the meantime, please feel free to water the plants at Shameless Hussies, two doors down.
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:lol: Ouch 'Binger, ouch. That's too funny.
Cramer, very kind of you to go through so much renovating for Hrun! Do you need any help with the supplies purchasing or in the kitchen until all goes back to normal?
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I'm thinking of just banning all barbarians from SHAKES - they just cause too much damage. And the smell after they leave -- well the only good thing I can say about it is that it has driven out the rats. I might ask the Emerald Empress to cast a repulsion spell that keeps Barbarians out. I don't really care if it is discrimination. Just let the space lawyers have their day.
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I still say... if he's not really Glorith as an alt-ID, he MUST be in league with those evil little Gil'Dishpan runts.
From: Vancouver, BC, Canada | Registered: Dec 2003
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Surely Hrun's just had a few...dozen...mishaps around Legion World.
Besides, Cramer's is such a great establishment! I'd hate to pick a fight with this place and its loyal customers. I know I'd be out there fighting for this place!
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It's been a week without any further damage, so it looks like we're safe... for now. I hope Miss Terious will alert me if she foresees any more attacks on the Café!
Lots of iced drinks available for these hot days, along with the usual extra-strong coffee for traditionalists & die-hards.
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Traditionalist here checking in for soem of that wonderful brew you provide at the Cafe. Very ugly morning with lots of fog & rain. That coffee will be just perfect.
-------------------- "Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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:lol: Ouch 'Binger, ouch. That's too funny. 
