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Zardi, the Eternal Man
All Powerful Lord of Castle Zardi
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There's an old Pre-Egyptian saying: "Never let your Crocodile Mouth talk your Dung-Beetle Ass into a fight you can't win."
Learn that saying and live by it Lard Lad or someone might bring bring a world of hurt to your doorstep.
-------------------- Soon, Legion World, Soon your time will end.
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Lard Lad
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Whatever! Ready to get it kicked, Z?
-------------------- "Suck it, depressos!"--M. Lash
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Zardi, the Eternal Man
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If you insist on being stupid I shan't attempt to stop you...
-------------------- Soon, Legion World, Soon your time will end.
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Lard Lad
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<socks Zardi squarely in the jaw>
-------------------- "Suck it, depressos!"--M. Lash
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Zardi, the Eternal Man
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<Looks at Lardy as if nothing happened>
-------------------- Soon, Legion World, Soon your time will end.
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Lard Lad
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<raises eyebrow, then socks Zardi in the breadbasket>
-------------------- "Suck it, depressos!"--M. Lash
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Zardi, the Eternal Man
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<Looks at Lardy as if nothing happened>
-------------------- Soon, Legion World, Soon your time will end.
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Lard Lad
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<shrugs, then kicks Zardi in the nads>
-------------------- "Suck it, depressos!"--M. Lash
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Zardi, the Eternal Man
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<Looks at Lardy as if nothing happened>
-------------------- Soon, Legion World, Soon your time will end.
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Lard Lad
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<puzzles, then blasts him with the Lard Force>
-------------------- "Suck it, depressos!"--M. Lash
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Zardi, the Eternal Man
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<Holds up a small mirror and reflects the Lard Force Blast back into Lardy's Face>
-------------------- Soon, Legion World, Soon your time will end.
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Lard Lad
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<stumbles back for a moment, approaches and gives Zardi a wide blast at close range>
-------------------- "Suck it, depressos!"--M. Lash
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Zardi, the Eternal Man
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<Smiles and vanishes in a puff of smoke>
-------------------- Soon, Legion World, Soon your time will end.
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Coward! I promise you I'll kick your smug, evil ass in the end!
-------------------- "Suck it, depressos!"--M. Lash
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Zardi, the Eternal Man
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<Reappears behind Lard Lad. Removes his hat and pulls a 500 lb carnivorous rabbit out of it.>
Lunch Time, Fluffy...
<Puts his hat back on, smiles at Lardy again, and vanishes in another puff of smoke.>
-------------------- Soon, Legion World, Soon your time will end.
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