quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: OM, I think there should be a Project Superpowers / Black Terror thread in Dr. Gym'lls, but there are already too many threads started by me. Don't you think you should start this thread so LW lurkers can get a thrill reading an Outdoor Miner-created thread?
I think it would be too much for them, like pre-teen girls fainting at Beatles' concerts.
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or you can do the confusion 'til your head falls off
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Miner,
Are we being too mean to Cobie?
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If "mice" is the plural of "mouse" and "lice" the plural of "louse", then why are "hice" and "spice" not the respective plurals of "house" and "spouse"?
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If "mice" is the plural of "mouse" and "lice" the plural of "louse", then why are "hice" and "spice" not the respective plurals of "house" and "spouse"?
Because of the negative connotations of the "ice" ending in our culture.
No one wants to live in something called a "hice", and referring to a loved one as a spice is best done in private if at all.
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Miner, I'm deeply concerned that if I adopt a baby girl, she'll grow up and start dating Mel Gibson. My question is this: If Lizatallulah Cher ever does bring Mel home for dinner in order to meet her two dads, what would be the best way to handle this awkward and uncomfortable situation?
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OM, which is your favorite question in this whole thread?
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quote:Originally posted by Ram Boy: Miner, I'm deeply concerned that if I adopt a baby girl, she'll grow up and start dating Mel Gibson.
This is an understandable concern, and I believe the American Psychiatric Association is working on a name for this as we speak.
quote:Originally posted by Ram Boy: My question is this: If Lizatallulah Cher
May I suggest you start saving up money for the kid's self-defense classes now?
quote:Originally posted by Ram Boy: ever does bring Mel home for dinner in order to meet her two dads, what would be the best way to handle this awkward and uncomfortable situation?
Slow-acting tranquilizers in the meatloaf would probably work fine.
Presuming you still want Liza Cher to talk to you afterwards, I'd suggest just playing cool and staying on your best behavior and being as polite as possible instead. I also suggest you practice laughing at things that are in no way funny, because Mel will probably try to tell jokes.
quote:Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.: OM, which is your favorite question in this whole thread?
You know, there have been so many questions asked in this thread, that picking one would be like picking one's least favorite social disease. You just can't do it.
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Miner:
Seedless or seeded grapes?
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Who was the better Darrin: Dick York or Dick Sargent?
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