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quote:
Originally posted by Fat Cramer:
I don't like to keep pestering you,

Who are you trying to kid? You love it.


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Originally posted by Fat Cramer:
but must know: Why was 40 chosen for the Top 40? Why not 30 or 50?

Probably because 30 and 50 don't equal 40.

(OK. Serious answer: No one is positive, but it probably is taken from the days of the jukebox, which in the '50s generally held about 40 records and the owners of said boxes would fill them with the most popular records in the area. Top 40 radio slots originally meant a broadcast of the records released that week, but eventually adopted a popularity format, which has itself changed over time.)

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Originally posted by Ram Boy:
Mr. Miner, would it be presumptuous of me to congratulate you on FINALLY almost catching up with your duties to the inane questionaires of Legion World?

You say "duties", I say "labors that should grant me time off in Purgatory".

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Originally posted by Tamper Lad:
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Can I shoot the protesters? Because of them Starbucks was closed and I didn't have my Saturday Morning Pike Place Blend.

I would, in most cases, pretend to feel sorry for you for being denied access to precious coffee.

But you go to Starbucks, so, ha.

And no, you may not shoot the protesters. Espceially not with a camera, which is what they want.

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Originally posted by cleome:
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Do "McCafe" coffees[sic] and similar abominations finally disprove, once and for all, the existence of God?

No.

Three of the four original Ramones are dead. All of the Jimi Hendrix Experience are gone. Half of the Beatles. Miles. Coltrane. Monk. Sandy Denny. Nick Drake. All gone.

Kenny G still walks the Earth.

All the evidence an atheist needs.

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Miner,

What's the best non-edible drink garnish?

A) Toy monkeys
B) Paper parasols
C) Toy mermaids

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Outdoor Miner, I'm confused! -

"For the big pie auction, Mary baked some of her favorite pies: apple, cherry, blueberry and coconut cream."

Does Mary bake blueberry pies AND coconut cream pies, or is she a loose cannon who bakes her blueberry pies WITH coconut cream!?

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Originally posted by cleome:
Miner,

What's the best non-edible drink garnish?

A) Toy monkeys
B) Paper parasols
C) Toy mermaids

The only good non-edible part of a drink is the glass or bottle that holds the drink itself. All others are useless.

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Originally posted by Ram Boy:
Outdoor Miner, I'm confused! -

"For the big pie auction, Mary baked some of her favorite pies: apple, cherry, blueberry and coconut cream."

Does Mary bake blueberry pies AND coconut cream pies, or is she a loose cannon who bakes her blueberry pies WITH coconut cream!?

She's probably a communist. I bet she uses Splenda instead of proper American sugar too.

That said, if it's an auction, the auctioneer will probably tell you if the pie is plain blueberry like God intended or some weird miscegenation of blueberry/coconut.

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OM, What song is stuck in my head?

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OM, What song is stuck in my head?

"Midnight at the Oasis" by Maria Muldaur.

Don't worry if it doesn't sound like it; it's a remix.

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How much rent do you want for that space?

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OM, Is it the heat or the humidity?

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OM, I think there should be a Project Superpowers / Black Terror thread in Dr. Gym'lls, but there are already too many threads started by me. Don't you think you should start this thread so LW lurkers can get a thrill reading an Outdoor Miner-created thread?
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Originally posted by Faraway Lad:
Miner.

How much rent do you want for that space?

If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

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Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
OM, Is it the heat or the humidity?

It's the sun.

The sun is the problem and it needs to be stopped before it destroys us all.

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