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Legend has it that Quislet, Esq. gained his super-lawyer skills by signing away his soul through a contract with the devil. Once the devil granted him his super-lawyer skills, he used them to find a loophole in his contract with the devil. Apparently, he took the devil for one-third of Hell, as well.
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He'd have gotten half, if hell allowed gay marriage.
This confirms my theories as to why you never see Satan and Pat Robertson in the same place at the same time.
From: Vancouver, BC, Canada | Registered: Dec 2003
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[Sally Fields] You like me! You really like me! [/Sally Fields] (Poor Sally. Despite all the fine work she is done, she will be most remembered for this one off-the-cuff remark)
I am sorry I wasn't in time to wish Disaster boy luck (and he looks cute - not like a nerd at all)
Thank you all!
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From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003
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Auf Wiedersehen Bri! Have fun and get in to a little trouble
Quis, bienvenue! As inheritor of this thread you do realize that you must now be either shirtless and or pantsless at all times now right?
From: Alameda, CA | Registered: Dec 2003
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quote:Originally posted by Monkey Eater Lad: Quis, bienvenue! As inheritor of this thread you do realize that you must now be either shirtless and or pantsless at all times now right?
What do you mean that I NOW must be shirtless and/or pantless????? I thought that was the dress code for everyone at Legion World.
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From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003
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quote:Originally posted by LARDLAD: Quis is frickin' awesome! If he were running for leader, I'd drop out and manage his campaign!
I don't run anywhere if I can help it.
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From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003
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Huzzah! Quislet, Esq. deserves more than a thread! He deserves a whole tapestry!
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So, do I have to keep this thread on the first page myself?
What are my duties and responsibilities in regards to this thread?
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