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Bah! BAH! I say! I'll have you know they cut the field next to the house we are building and the field mice tried to invade. I Slaughtered them! Without remorse!
Die MICE DIE!
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40. Is that his nose, or is he trying to eat a yam without using silverware?
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42. He constantly uses the phrase "hair in the butter" when hosting the Time Trappers' Cooking Hour on PBS.
No dish is going to be appetizing after hearing that, no matter how good it looks.
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44. He posed as a professional tuner, then stole half the keys off the piano in the Time Trapper Lounge. (He hocked the ivory to buy more cigars.)
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46. The SPCT alleges that he plans to use cruel methods to trap time. Like blowing cheap cigar smoke in its face.
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47. Too cheap to buy the Missus quality take-out dinners* when he's out late Trapping and not home to do his share of the cooking.
*Rumor has it that he forces her and the offspring to manage with just Diet Mr. Pibb™ and Hot Pockets™.
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