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Candidates:
Can I have onion rings on the side instead of fries for the same price?
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From: Vanity, OR | Registered: Dec 2008
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quote:Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester: Candidates,
Recently, LW seems to have seen a sharp decline in posts by Ram Boy. In fact, it has been over a month since his last post. What will you do about this serious threat to the level of humor on LW?
Amnesty and one month's free rent.
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From: Missouri | Registered: Oct 2003
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Can I have onion rings on the side instead of fries for the same price?
I am in favor of any initiative that involves my constituency getting some on the side.
<Ex's campaign team quickly scrambles to his side, frantically whispering>
What? No... settle down, fellas. The press would never take a quote out of context.
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Candidates: what will you do to ensure I never run out of prime Alberta steak, bleu cheese, and onion rings?
From: Vancouver, BC, Canada | Registered: Dec 2003
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quote:Originally posted by Raging Bull: I'll vote for whomever can promise to lower or altogether eliminate LW's exorbitant monthly user fees.
A deal with the Daleks is in the works ...
quote:Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare: Candidates: what will you do to ensure I never run out of prime Alberta steak, bleu cheese, and onion rings?
buy in bulk ?
From: Ninja Land | Registered: Nov 2004
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cleome46
or you can do the confusion 'til your head falls off
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From: Vanity, OR | Registered: Dec 2008
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quote:Originally posted by Raging Bull: I'll vote for whomever can promise to lower or altogether eliminate LW's exorbitant monthly user fees.
Done and done. Under a Nihil administration, we would only bill quarterly (offset by a newly introduced 2.47 daily interest rate).
quote:Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare: Candidates: what will you do to ensure I never run out of prime Alberta steak, bleu cheese, and onion rings?
Introduce you to the joys of veganism. The onion rings are still vegan, you say? True... but the breath, Kent... the breath. Let's play it safe and let them fall to the wayside, as well.
Whoever posed that particular query shows not only an alarming literary acumen, but also a wistful sense of nostalgia for a simpler time.
You should definitely vote for such a fellow.
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The Nightcrawler / Cobalt Kid ticket has decided not to answer the last few questions.
We promise to never 'tell you what you want to hear'. Instead, we'll simply not tell you anything.
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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Coup d'etats... those are those little crackers with pâté that they serve at fancy parties, right? I love those.
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