What are your thoughts on knuckledragging, exactly?
I'm agin' it. Knuckles are sensitive and should be handled with care, never dragged.
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quote:Originally posted by Faraway Lad: Candidates
What is your postion on the stone age. Is it a good place to go to?
It always looked like a lot of fun on The Flintstones.
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quote:Originally posted by cleome: [And on a related note: Does this turn you on?
No. I don't think of olives in that way. Zucchini, perhaps, but never olives.
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quote:Originally posted by future king: Candidates
Why should Canadians give a rat's ass anyway?
Why? Because you have health care, you spell the word "colour" correctly, you use the metric system and you have that lady who looks like Julie Andrews on all your money. Those are plenty of good reasons!
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Could we temper CK's extremism by perhaps just publicly hanging a dead fish around the necks of offenders for a few days until they repent of all wrongdoing? Or would you consider that a waste of a perfectly good dead fish?
It would be a waste. Said fish would better serve the public good in the form of sushi, gefilte fish or on the menu at your local Red Lobster, depending on one's inclinations.
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quote:Originally posted by rickshaw1: To each candidate:
Please discuss which bribes you will be offering and the relative worth of said bribes in credits please.
Oh, and as far as bribes go, I believe what I have to offer can't be measured in credits.
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Candidates
How can I measure what you are offering?
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future king
Excuse me but can you please direct me to the La Brea Tar Pits in Los Angeles?
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quote:Originally posted by Rockhopper Lad:
quote:Originally posted by rickshaw1: To each candidate:
Please discuss which bribes you will be offering and the relative worth of said bribes in credits please.
Oh, and as far as bribes go, I believe what I have to offer can't be measured in credits.
Ok, but is IT still measurable or is it off the scale?
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quote:Originally posted by Faraway Lad: Candidates
How can I measure what you are offering?
I think megaparsecs would be the best measure.
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quote:Originally posted by rickshaw1: To each candidate:
Please discuss which bribes you will be offering and the relative worth of said bribes in credits please.
Oh, and as far as bribes go, I believe what I have to offer can't be measured in credits.
Ok, but is IT still measurable or is it off the scale?
Please see my answer to Faraway's question above.
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A cruiser leaves Legion World traveling at half the speed of light for 31 parsecs, while a second cruiser, departing a half an hour later, travels at one third the speed of light for half the distance. A third departs at the same time as the second, traveling in the opposite direction, but has a stopover at Nullport for one hour before continuing on for two times the distance of the first, but only at half the speed of the second. A fourth is delayed for repairs, departing two hours behind schedule, but offers the passengers a voucher for future travel, and a complimentary breakfast. My question is, what do you plan on doing about the trending depopulation of Legion World?
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Candidates, My son will be turning six this year. I am in need of people to dress as clowns and be physically pummeled, drink to excess and pass out while in said clown outfit, and then tossed into the canal out behind where my folks live. There will be little money involved, and pictures will be taken of you for internet humiliation purposes.
First one to volunteer not only gets my vote, but a freeopen bottle of beerused.
Whom will it be?
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