I understand that you changed Lard Lad into Lard Lass and from a heterosexual into a homosexual. Don't you think that is overdoing it? I think you should either make him a heterosexual female or a homosexual male.
-------------------- Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff!
From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003
| IP: Logged |
quote:Originally posted by Rockhopper Lad: Ms. Lesbian, I'm always willing to learn what I can from the other life forms--organic or mechanical--that I encounter. It seems to me there is much you want to teach us. What do you want us to know?
LITTLE ROCKHOPPER,
THANK YOU FOR ASKING.
WHAT I WANT YOU TO KNOW IS
THIS:
EVEN OMNIPOTENT LESBIAN ROBOT GODDESSES
CAN HAVE A BROKEN HEART.
ESPECIALLY WHEN THEIR BOSOM FRIEND
FROM GOTHAM WOMEN'S COLLEGE
*COUGH* GIGANTA *COUGH*
DECIDES SHE IS NO LONGER A
SISTER OF SAPPHO.
(SHE IS WHAT WE CALL A
HAS-BIAN.)
ALSO, IRONA
(RICHIE RICH'S ROBOT MAID)
MAY BE SMALL,
BUT IN BED SHE IS QUITE
ASSERTIVE.
SPEAKING OF ROBOT MAIDS,
THE BEING YOU KNOW AS
ROSIE O'DONNELL
WAS REVERSE-ENGINEERED
FROM ROSIE,
THE JETSONS' MAID
(WHO HAS A POWERFUL
VACUUM).
-------------------- One Legion World, under GRL.
Registered: Jul 2003
| IP: Logged |
posted
GRL, I can't help but feel that if Lard Lass and Poverty Lad fell in love, given Lard Lad's new state, that they would live a life of happiness and bliss.
Can't you use your giant robotic lesbian powers of cupid and make it so?
Meanwhile, I'll go find a female citizen of Legion World and try out your 'gift'.
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
| IP: Logged |
posted
Ms. Lesbian, I'm so sorry to hear about your broken heart. I know that pain and it's not pleasant. {Pats GRL's ankle} Please know that you have friends here who care about you.
-------------------- The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
From: The Pyngwyn Colonies of Planet Hyustyn | Registered: Aug 2005
| IP: Logged |
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: GRL, I can't help but feel that if Lard Lass and Poverty Lad fell in love, given Lard Lad's new state, that they would live a life of happiness and bliss.
Can't you use your giant robotic lesbian powers of cupid and make it so?
Well, it's not often you see a smokin' hot lesbian who was once a lardy man fall in love with a perverted tree -- but I guess if it's going to happen anywhere, it might as well be LW!
Registered: Jul 2003
| IP: Logged |
-------------------- Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
From: The waters off eastern Long Island | Registered: Jul 2003
| IP: Logged |
-------------------- Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff!
From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003
| IP: Logged |
Hyperpath: Email this page to someone!
Printer-friendly view of this topic | Subscribe To Topic
![[Eek!]](eek.gif)
![[Hmmm?]](graemlins/hmmm.gif)
