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The explosion at STU's mansion turned out to be nothing more than the simultaneous popping of 144 champagne corks to celebrate the arrival of STU's smart new sectional seating arrangement in natural heathered velvet for the informal drawing room. Yet ... there, smack in the middle of the chaise, was...
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"Don't worry," comforted Lard Lad, "I know what to do with it."
"NOT SO FAST!" a voice bellowed.
The stunned LMBers turned in the direction of the bellowing. It was none other than ...
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"That nad is mine. As mistress of all that pertains to nads-related injuries, I claim dominion over that property. What do you have to say to that?"
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"Bite me!", sneered Lard Lass tucking the testicle back into its proper place, and with a might roar he soared out the bay window into the night, leaving behind ...
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A stunned group of LWers, who were wondering why and how Lard Lad had become Lard Lass, and furthermore why this hermaphrodite was now fleeing the scene!
"The answer to that, my friends..."
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[stepping out of continuity - I didn't even realize I had typed Lard Lass. I'm thinking some masked guy altered my post. Whatever, I can't stop laughing]
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"Speaking of breaking wind, something smells pretty awful actually ... I think someone might have died in the cork popping," exclaimed Semi.
"You're right," shrieked Stu, "One of our dear friends is dead! Long live ... "
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