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Semi Transparent Fellow
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The explosion at STU's mansion turned out to be nothing more than the simultaneous popping of 144 champagne corks to celebrate the arrival of STU's smart new sectional seating arrangement in natural heathered velvet for the informal drawing room. Yet ... there, smack in the middle of the chaise, was...
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a testicle ...

"Eeeeew!" shrieked STU, "Who invited that?"

"Don't worry," comforted Lard Lad, "I know what to do with it."

"NOT SO FAST!" a voice bellowed.

The stunned LMBers turned in the direction of the bellowing. It was none other than ...

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Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...

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Nads-Kicker Lass!

"That nad is mine. As mistress of all that pertains to nads-related injuries, I claim dominion over that property. What do you have to say to that?"

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"Bite me!", sneered Lard Lass tucking the testicle back into its proper place, and with a might roar he soared out the bay window into the night, leaving behind ...
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A stunned group of LWers, who were wondering why and how Lard Lad had become Lard Lass, and furthermore why this hermaphrodite was now fleeing the scene!

"The answer to that, my friends..."

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[stepping out of continuity - I didn't even realize I had typed Lard Lass. I'm thinking some masked guy altered my post. Whatever, I can't stop laughing]
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"is blowing in the wind."

"Speaking of breaking wind, something smells pretty awful actually ... I think someone might have died in the cork popping," exclaimed Semi.

"You're right," shrieked Stu, "One of our dear friends is dead! Long live ... "

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"Cobalt Kid! Or, to be more precise, one of the myriad Cobalt Kid imposters -- yet another Durlan spy."

Everyone clustered around the body, which by now had reverted to its natural form.

"Which poses this interesting question," said Exnihil. "Where did 'Cobaltus Primus Augustus' go?"

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"Yeah, where the hell did he go?"

"He's in the closet."

"Are you sure?"

"Check for yourself."

"Okay, don't mind if I ... HOLY SPROCK!"

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What?!? Did someone mention something about a closeted man in a gladiator costume?
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