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80. Walkwithcrowds and Joeboy cannot physically coexist in the same place at the same time without either (A) wild animals screeching in terror and stampeding, (B) large sums of alcohol being consumed, or (C) the being whose dream we are all living in walking up and reality as we know it ending.
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quote:Originally posted by Fat Cramer: 79. Quislet, Esq. once beat up Chuck Norris.
More like he tripped over my prone body and got a bloody nose.
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82. Saturn Girl makes Lightning Lad wear a bustier a la Cosmic Boy.
83. Spellbinder is one of those princesses who have forest animals do all her housekeeping for her.
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-------------------- The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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88. Cleopatra of Egypt is a member of the LMB (and believe me, there is some talk about her and Kent Shakespeare), but we are bound by an oath to never tell her about her tragic end.
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89. Semi and Stealth are actually father-and-daughter, but seperated under the Witness Protection Program to hide and protect them from the Syndicate, which Lad Boy and Dedman unbeknowingly both work for.
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