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Cobie dear, when are you ever going to learn to check out the place before you make yourself at home.
<<An emerald green radiance eminates from the Eye of Ekron and suffuses the Secure Undisclosed Location. Suddenly all the booby traps noted by Invisible Brainiac during his reconnisance mission disappear in puffs of green smoke.>>
There, now we can get comfortable. What's on the TV? Ooohh! Is that chocolate over there? Connie, come sit up here on this silk covered divan next to me, I'll bet it will be very comfy for you while I scratch your ears and chin. Here, I'll set your bowl of cream right next to you. I'm sure Tamper won't mind if you spill just a little.
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Empress, can I get you something while I'm in the kitchen? He's got all kinds of stuff here...
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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Er, not that I don't trust the Empress and her powers, or anything, but being covered in peanut butter was just a tad too horrible an experience for me to want it to happen again.
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Returns from convention hall. Really fellas I don't see what so interesting on the one channel of Evil Genius TV we get out here. It's economic development strategy night on that station. If I'd known you guys liked Michael Porter so much I'd a bought a set of his books for you guys.
<Grabs mysterious ray from locker. Returns to convention by teleportation>
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Incidentally, what with all the talk about peanut butter, I would just like to take a second to plug the new Jif low-carb! It really is super-scrumptious!
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From: Birmingham, AL | Registered: Jul 2003
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walks around the guys who've been put to sleep by the Porter marathon on TV.
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mercifully switches to the Abin Quank tracking channel. Prepares the Britishizer for its next target>
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<<Open's one eye, and while Tamper's back is turn, converts the Britishizer into a bizarro Britishizer. Instead of affecting the person targeted, it affects the one using it and Americanizes them if they are Britishized already.>>
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That darned eye, converting the Britishizer to the Bizarro Britishizer, good thing magic doesn't work at the Secure undisclosed location.
It wouldn't be very secure otherwise would it now, Compy. Compy register the title of Physicus Maximus and the related mumbo jumbo at the repository of knowledge. I need to get more Scotch.
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Thanks Compy looks like I'll have to give up my quest to transform Abin into a serving of mushy peas. Cali's not gonna be pleased when I tell her.
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If i may be of any help to you both in your time of need, please, let me know...
From: Adelaide, Australia | Registered: Jun 2005
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