Eryk Davis Ester
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EDE's Cotton Shop will soon be staging it's going out of business sale! I'll be converting to EDE's Leather Goods and Glassware Shop this summer!
From: Liberty City | Registered: Jul 2003
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Whoa, whoa, whoa! Did the cotton fields of Greg Evignan Island have a bad season? They were extremely useful in defeating the Red Bee--I was hoping we could rely on them if he should ever escape again!
*gasp!*
Mark my words--this is not good at all!
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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I am here to discuss matter of great importance, mainly to myself.
For I feel that in running for LMB Leader, I must cast away any sense of 'pet' or 'sidekick' and show that I can stand on my own two feet, even if I prefer to hang from a tree.
Thus, though it pains me greatly, I must beg your pardon, and strip away my title of 'Calamity'. You will always be a hero to me, a beacon of hope and a king among men. Though you are beloved among all Alt IDs and all animals on Legion World, I have always held you higher than my peers, for you showed me the light when many would cast me aside.
Warily now, but with great optimism, do I cast away the title "Calamity Monkey" and take a new title, "Liberty Monkey", so that I can do my part in helping the LMB and Legion World grow.
Though your adventures will be many, and at times your trials be hard, I hope you will one day have the rest you so richly deserve on Greg Evignan Island, and I hope that I will be there too.
Registered: Apr 2005
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Eryk Davis Ester
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Jeepers! What will I do without Calamity Monkey being Bear to my BJ?
From: Liberty City | Registered: Jul 2003
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(From a bolt of cloth, snips together a life-size cutout of himself. With a bit of magick, it animates. Legolas breathes his own magical trace onto it)
Cloth, cloth, shaped myself Do thine task to save this elf Those who would hunt aft' me Shall naught but follow thee
Now go! Go off into the streets of this tiresome world!
From: on the lam! | Registered: Sep 2004
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Greetings sentients! I come to see the owner of this establishment, Eryk Davis Ester.
I, Sir Roy, represent the Office of Security on Legion World, and we are visiting all the local establishments in the downtown Legionopolis area of Legion World. In my hands I have a petition we would like to have signed.
You see, Legion World's security is constantly at risk, and our Chief has plans to expand Legion World's security. Unfortunately he does not have the budget to pay for his enhancements, and therefore would like to install a tax on the business owners of Legion World to pay for this.
I think you can agree this is a good idea, and we would like you to sign. Once it has the necessary signatures, we will put it in front of the Legion World Founders.
<hands papers>
I can wait here if you wish to read before signing.
From: Captain's Cabin | Registered: Sep 2003
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