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Cobalt, is NOW really the time to be talking about "size?" Sheesh, some people and their libidos.
quote:Originally posted by Outdoor Miner: Teamwork. You've just got to love it.
Sorry I missed the meeting that didn't actually take place.
Don't worry. Here, have some of this really tasty Calimari, apparently left over from the meeting.
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quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Amoeba: Doctor One! Glad to have you with us!
I'd appreciate your help! Although I think it'll take magic to turn me back to human, I think it'd be better for you to increase my size!
Please help me when you can!
All right, if you'd step onto my microscope, yes, that way... it'll be a bit warm for a moment...
Let's see, if I sprinkle this on you, you should be able to grow...
Yes, very good, now try to extend your pseudopod all the way to the ground.
Excellent. The next step is to teach you all about asexual reproduction. This might take a while...
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I just stumbled in here, and I can't RESIST (hint) Bevis' wonderful stain-RESISTant (more hints) fashions! And it looks like Michael Netzer shares my tastes too! So, Bevis, where are your most irRESISTible (yet another blatant hint) fashions kept?
quote:Originally posted by Quislet, Esq: I heard that the word from Paris on freedom fighters is a red and white horizontal striped blouse, a short black skirt, calf length boots, nylons (with a hole in one to daringly expose some skin to the night air), and a red scarf.
Acessories include a submachine gun slung over the shoulder, ready for use and a black beret worn at a jaunty angel. Ruby Red Lipstick is a must.
Hmm, I don't know about the skirt, but the submachine gun sounds darling.
quote:Originally posted by Giant Cobalt Amoeba: Thanks Doctor One! It appears I'm a little bigger than we planned, but at least I'll be able to attack Stu's Robots like this!
Asexual reproduction? Hm...would that be enjoyable for me?
I went a bit overboard with the sprinkling of the growth formula, didn't I? No worries, it's probably better for you to be voluminous to be able to tackle the asexual division ahead. Will it be enjoyable? Well, that depends. It's a bit like being constipated for about a week and then... obtaining well-deserved relief.
The process is actually not that difficult. First you have to replicate your nuclei. Just be patient, DNA replication is easier than what it sounds, you just need to focus.
OK, now you need to redistribute your body mass. Just put a pseudopod on the ground and FLOW into it. Yes, fflloowww. Very good.
And now the difficult part. You need to squeeze yourself into two halfs. This is where the constipation analogy comes handy. Push! PUUUSSHH! So, is it working?
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