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Originally posted by MLLASH:

Speaking of which, did you guys know that FAT CRAMER volunteers 20 hours a week to teach illiterate adults how to read?

How do you think I got my vocabulary? [Big Grin]

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I spend 50 hours a week teaching illiterate adults how to read -- right here on Legion World! [Big Grin]

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Not that I'm giving free campaign advice or anything, but Stu is my frend and I speak to him AS a friend....

Stuey, your campaign strategy of insulting the voters seems sort of risky to me.

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Don't worry -- those "illiterate adults" I was referring to are all alternate IDs of mine.

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When the world tells you this: [LesterSpiffany]

Fat Cramer is there for you.

VOTE CRAMER! She doesn't think you are stupid!

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I certainly don't think anyone is stupid. Every sentient on Legion World is a worthy and valuable being, and each is brilliant in his or her own way. Even KOKO.

Lash, I am concerned about these nasty rumours circulating about my past. I have booked SHAKES for a press conference on Friday to address them. If you can be there, so much the better. If not, just whip up one of your amazing press releases. It will be best to just come clean and let the voters decide for themselves.

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Don't let the mudslinging bother you, Cramey! I've lived through several of these elections now and I can tell you it's likely to get worse. At least the LMB Enquirer isn't involved yet though I am sure once the final candidates are named, that rag will be all over us like Oprah Winfrey on a baked ham.

The best thing you can do is just continue to be you. I'll take care of the dirty work, don't worry.

And I think a press conference is a GREAT idea! Meet these accusations head-on with the wit, charm and kindness that you wield so effortlessly!

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Hey guys, just thought I'd put this photo of myself up on the community bulletin board:

And, in print written by tiny puppy paws, at the bottom of the photo:

Won't someone please give me a loving home? By voting for me, you'll be helping my dream come true!

[ November 25, 2003, 05:21 AM: Message edited by: STU ]

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Everyone knows dogs can't type, Stu... and as for your claims to be a puppy, well... you look like you're getting on in dog years to me, old chap!

[ November 25, 2003, 05:30 AM: Message edited by: MLLASH ]

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[sound of puppy snuffling in disappointment]

[ November 25, 2003, 05:35 AM: Message edited by: STU ]

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That's not "dissapointment" he's snuffling...

The neighbor's dog has been in the yard again! [Eek!]

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Gee, I don't know - that's an awfully cute puppy... you just want to cuddle him and feed him steak sandwiches...

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Upon doing some research, I discovered that the dog pictured above was placed behind bars for biting babies!

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quote:
Originally posted by STU:
Hey guys, just thought I'd put this photo of myself up on the community bulletin board:

And, in print written by tiny puppy paws, at the bottom of the photo:

Won't someone please give me a loving home? By voting for me, you'll be helping my dream come true!

And I suppose that once I am Officially elected Legion World Janitor, I become responsible for STU?

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Well, someone has to. [Smile]

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