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Originally posted by Kent:
Miner, is it true that Lord of the Flies was based upon your childhood experiences?

No, that was just an ugly rumor.

Thomas Pynchon clearly read my diary, though.

Why you never sued William S. Burroughs for his wholesale pillaging of your high school days for Naked Lunch, I will never understand.

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Originally posted by cleome:
Miner, do you have a comprehensive list of all the things besides chicken that are rumored to "taste like chicken"? Of those, how many have you sampled? Of those you've sampled, how many of them can you vouch for, in terms of chicken-y goodness?

Yes.

All of them.

I do not "vouch for", I "endorse". If the check clears, I'd be happy to tell you how much like chicken Potted Meat Food Product tastes.

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Originally posted by dedman:
OM, I am an engineer.

Do you think the inablity to count may hinder me in my career?

Not at all.

The main thing an engineer needs to understand is physics. Since nobody really understands physics, including the people who teach it, guys in your position can get away with murder. And often do.

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Originally posted by Ram Boy:
Outdoor Miner, can I call you Outie?

Of course not, don't be ridiculous.

However, you do have my permission to refer to anyone who asks me an inane question as "Huggy Bear" or "The Accursed".

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Originally posted by Fat Cramer:
OM, what's new for dessert?

Unfortunately, due to recent developments, dessert is off the table for the Miner.

But chocolate never goes out of style. Ever.

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Originally posted by Rockhopper Lad:
Outdoor Miner,

If we define "outdoors" as being outside artificial structures (e.g., houses), then what kind of mining would be done indoors?

The mining of threads like this one for cheap laughs, for one.

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I don't like to keep pestering you, but must know: Why was 40 chosen for the Top 40? Why not 30 or 50?

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Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester:
So, mellotron app for iphone, coolest thing ever or sign of the coming apocalypse?

There's no reason it can't be both. The 'Tron is just that cool, be it used for good or evil.

This is actually the first thing I've heard that might get me to buy one of these things.

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Originally posted by Ram Boy:
Outdoor Miner, if a bunch of singing birds and mice appeared and started hassling you about getting ready for a ball, what would be the best way to handle the situation?

Either chlorine gas or Sarin should handle things nicely.

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Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
OM, Are we overloading you with questions?

Any number of questions greater than 0 is overloading in this case.

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Mr. Miner, would it be presumptuous of me to congratulate you on FINALLY almost catching up with your duties to the inane questionaires of Legion World?

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Originally posted by Rockhopper Lad:
Miner,

Is taking a throat lozenge before singing the choral equivalent of doping?

Not any more.

They took all the good stuff off the shelves years ago.

I miss Romilar.

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Miner,

Can I shoot the protesters? Because of them Starbucks was closed and I didn't have my Saturday Morning Pike Place Blend.

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Originally posted by Mattropolis:
Outdoor Minor,

Is it easy being green?

No.

One has to work long and hard to avoid anything that would give you experience.

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Originally posted by He Who Wanders:
OM,

Do you think Matt thinks you're under the age of 18?

True story: When Mojo magazine used one of my music recommendations for a column, they made the exact same spelling mistake. And you would think they would have gotten the reference. So I can give Matt a break on this one.

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Miner,

Do "McCafe" coffees[sic] and similar abominations finally disprove, once and for all, the existence of God?

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