Topic: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality
cleome46
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508. Goes to the paint-it-yourself ceramics store and makes Legion-themed butter dishes and cake plates for everyone on the LMB.
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509. Thinks it was grand of the USA to name the location of the capital after the publisher of the Legion.
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510. Thinks it impressive to scale the side of the reflecting pool at the washington monument, which is only about four feet deep. And then stands at the end and shouts... "Mera...!"
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cleome46
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511. Makes crank calls to friends, telling them all about the time-shares they can win at a fabulous luxury resort on Phlon, if they'll just attend this free seminar the first Thursday in April...
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512. Notes when we hit a number in the geometric progression beginning with 1, 2, 4, 8.
513. Thinks Lady Gaga would totally class up her image if she went by Lady Ga-GAH.
514. Includes two totally unrelated examples in a single post.
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cleome46
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515. Writes Paul Levitz, Keith Giffen, and Phil Jimenez a frothing email to accuse them of stealing idea for an annual that debuts Macrame Maiden and her home planet, Twineland.
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516. While doing research, finds Question Lad similar to Yitzhak Rabin. 517. If Emily was an animal she would be a rabbit, if Sebastian was an animal he would be a puppy.
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519. When people ask me how I am liking this cold weather I reply. "I hear Tharr is nice this time a year."
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521. Wonders what would happen if certain LMBers were to date characters from classic sitcoms.
After Rickshaw/Gladys Kravitz, I think I may need to be institutionalized.
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522. Angry that I still can't see Medicus One with 5th my telescope. ( I don't think they will be taking this one back as defective.)
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Excuse me but can you please direct me to the La Brea Tar Pits in Los Angeles?
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HEY!!! I FORGOT ABOUT THIS COOL THREAD!!!
Anyways, 523. Borrows his nephew's Tai Kwan Doe outfit just so he can see if he looks like Karate Kid in the mirror.
"Oh, if only my hair weren't gray now ...."
Uhhh... I was NOT talking about myself, ok??
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cleome46
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525. Nude snake wrestling in Jell-O™ Pudding.
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