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OM, What is the secret of Meryl Streep's longevity?
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From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003
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quote:Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.: OM, What is the secret of Meryl Streep's longevity?
She can chalk up her career longevity to her willingness to take challenging and interesting roles, as well as an overall likability that just draws people to her.
The stuff about deaging formulas requiring the pineal glands of young male virgins between the ages of 21-25 is just rumor.
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Miner, what is the real story with the exponential rise of dead young male virgins in southern California between the ages of 21-25 since the 1980s?
From: Vancouver, BC, Canada | Registered: Dec 2003
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quote:Originally posted by Kent: Miner, what is the real story with the exponential rise of dead young male virgins in southern California between the ages of 21-25 since the 1980s?
There are no virgins in southern California. That's an urban myth, like unicorns and Eryk Estrada.
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Will you go to Big Planet (Georgetown), get my comics and bring them to my office Wednesday?
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OM, What Hollywood star would you want to give a massage to?
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Outdoor Miner, would I look silly if I ran outside and attempted to bottle some of this pretty fog and save it for later?
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quote:Originally posted by Mattropolis: Do you need an assistant?
Yes, actually. Here's a draft of the ad I'm placing:
"ASSISTANT NEEDED - Multiversal-famous troubleshooter is seeking individual to aide in various dimension-spanning activities. Responsibilities include bookkeeping, website maintenance, and shooting at things from beyond space and time. Some travel required. Must not be xenophobic. Must not have evil alternate universe counterpart. Must be Famke Janssen."
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