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Semi Transparent Fellow
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It's been posted before, but bears repeating. Now everyone sing along - or I'll charge for your next drink.
Lumberjack Song
By Monty Python
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK,
I sleep all night and I work all day.
He's a lumberjack and he's OK,
He sleeps all night and works all day.
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shopping,
And have buttered scones for tea.
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK,
I sleep all night and I work all day.
He's a lumberjack and he's OK,
He sleeps all night and works all day.
He cuts down trees, eats his lunch,
Goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shopping,
And has buttered scones for tea.
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK,
I sleep all night and I work all day.
He's a lumberjack and he's OK,
He sleeps all night and works all day.
I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
I like to press wild flowers,
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.
He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps,
He likes to press wild flowers,
He put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK,
I sleep all night and I work all day.
He's a lumberjack and he's OK,
He sleeps all night and works all day.
I cut down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspenders and a bra,
I wish I were a girlie,
Just like my dear papa.
He cuts down trees, he wears high heels,
Suspenders and a bra,
He wants to be a girlie,
Just like his dear papa????
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK,
I sleep all night and I work all day.
He's a lumberjack and he's OK,
He sleeps all night and works all day.
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Mattropolis
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But I don't own a lumberjack shirt...
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Tamper Lad
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Okay we'll waive the lumberjack thing. You can be a Canadian if you know the words that finish this sentence.
The beginning of the long dash following ten seconds of silence...
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Mattropolis
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<blank stare>
[ October 19, 2005, 04:43 PM: Message edited by: Mattropolis ]
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Mattropolis
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Anyway...
I'll have whatever tamper is having...
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From: Morganfield, KY | Registered: Jul 2003
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Semi Transparent Fellow
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I think he's having a non-communicative moment. Wouldn't you rather have a drink?
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Mattropolis
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Sure, what do you suggest? I'm open to anything.
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Semi Transparent Fellow
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How about a mojito?
[ October 19, 2005, 04:59 PM: Message edited by: Semi Transparent Fellow ]
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Mattropolis
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Whats that?
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Semi Transparent Fellow
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Light rum
Lime juice
Sugar
fresh mint leaves
Sparkling water.
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Mattropolis
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Yum! Ill have two!
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Oh, you might as well join the three-fer crowd. Here's three of them.
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Mattropolis
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ok, you twisted my arm.
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All right a rousing chorus of "He's a three-fer and he's okay" (sung to the tune of He's a Lumberjack).
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