Topic: Post-Its you'd leave on the LW Mission Monitor Board
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There's not a word yet, for old friends who've just met.
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The thing that was in the refrigerator marked 'don't eat this!' appears to have been removed. If it was eaten, please contact poison control immediately...
Registered: Aug 2006
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cleome46
or you can do the confusion 'til your head falls off
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Lardi,
Don't forget to put everything back in the fridge once the defrosting cycle is complete. It's all secured in Kent's gym locker, since he's never around anymore. I left the combination on a slip of paper under your home office mouse pad.
Thanks.
-- cleome
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From: Vanity, OR | Registered: Dec 2008
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Would the person who removed 10 cases of cool whip from my personal refrigerator, please come see me immediately . . . for discipline! Bring the cuffs and shackles, too.
From: Washington DC | Registered: Oct 2004
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-------------------- "Suck it, depressos!"--M. Lash
From: The Underbelly of Society | Registered: Jul 2003
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cleome46
or you can do the confusion 'til your head falls off
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Dear LMB,
Bind your mind, and the rest will follow.
-- cleome
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From: Vanity, OR | Registered: Dec 2008
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Due to the recent (and appalling) upswing in dirty dirty kinkiness, I've invited the Good Rev. Upstandingson to speak in the swinger's lounge. Hopefully he'll be able to remind you that your souls are, in fact, perishable.
There's some guy who calls himself Upstandingson who is doing unspeakable things with Cool Whip. I think I found out what happened to Lad Boy's stash.
-R.
-------------------- The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
From: The Pyngwyn Colonies of Planet Hyustyn | Registered: Aug 2005
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Please put the empty Cool Whip containers in the recycling bin, unless you're going to wash them to use for storing leftovers.
Thank you.
-------------------- The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
From: The Pyngwyn Colonies of Planet Hyustyn | Registered: Aug 2005
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