posted
FC, I'm planning the menu for our brunch this weekend. Anything special you'd like?
-------------------- "Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
From: Paragon City on patrol | Registered: Jul 2003
| IP: Logged |
posted
What I'd like for brunch is to lie by your pool while you send a gardener over to weed my garden and reseed my lawn. Weekends shouldn't be taken up with yard work.
Registered: Aug 2003
| IP: Logged |
Faraway Lad
Senator of the UP. Permanent Ambassador to the Court of Saint James
posted
V As promised.
In order to protect your body and maintain order, please accept this gift of 12 of my finest Varangian guards. These 6 ft tall, blond, perfectly formed spearmen will do your every bidding.
posted
Thanks Dardenus, they look just ... wow! That one on the end stands at attention so rigidly!
Hmmm, I'm going to have to schedule personal inspections everyday to make sure they're always in perfect shape. Maybe personal workout sessions with each one as well!
-------------------- "Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
From: Paragon City on patrol | Registered: Jul 2003
| IP: Logged |
posted
Welcome to my Villa, Hrun! By chance I happen to have a cask of our special golden Mead from SHAKES here, so I'll go get you some.
-------------------- "Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
From: Paragon City on patrol | Registered: Jul 2003
| IP: Logged |
posted
Mead? When did we start carrying Mead? Vee, have you been falling for the sweet-talk from the liquor distributor again?
Registered: Aug 2003
| IP: Logged |
posted
SemiSweets, since I now have a guard unit of Varengian Spearman in my household I felt I should at least provide them with the appropriate libations. Since SHAKES always has exactly what the customer wants, I made sure we started stocking it. Just in time too, because Hrun seems to favor it. Besides, have you tasted the Mead I ordered? It's "strangely enticing"
-------------------- "Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
From: Paragon City on patrol | Registered: Jul 2003
| IP: Logged |
posted
*posts on wall by the front gate* Help Wanted: Receptionist
Must fit in with office decor, answer phones, greet clients, and other tasks.
Position requires flexability.
Apply at Quislette's Super Law Firm of Space
-------------------- Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff!
From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003
| IP: Logged |
posted
Fair Lady, Hrun waits on no one. As you would find out if you would deign to be my guest one time. I could offer you the fairest sweetmeats and golden wines from the southern plains. I would rest your noble body on cushions and sheets of finest silk and a hand picked body of my finest warriors would protect you. Tall males would stand over you with fans and provide for your every need.
-------------------- Bring me Mead and Meat, NOW Slave!!
From: The Northern Wall | Registered: Jul 2004
| IP: Logged |
posted
Why thank you Hrun! And here's your mead. Let me know what you think of this one, it's supposed to be the masters special brew. My Varangian spearmen all semed to get really excited when they tasted it!
-------------------- "Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
From: Paragon City on patrol | Registered: Jul 2003
| IP: Logged |
Hyperpath: Email this page to someone!
Printer-friendly view of this topic | Subscribe To Topic
![[Frown]](frown.gif)
![[Wink]](wink.gif)
![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
