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29. Anyone who doesn't applaud after he plays his banjo gets trapped for a week in the Dark Ages.

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Lies! All LIES! Just you wait til Trapper status is mine! I will ferret out those stinkin' weasels tellin' these shameless lies about me and 'splode their molecules across the galaxy and time!

*uhhhh, any got change for a buck. Wanna get a soder buck the machine only takes change.

BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY VENGEANCE SHALL BE MIIIIIINNNEEE!

*no, seriously, got'ne change?

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30. He's too schizophrenic to be a good Time Trapper.

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I yam not! R2! Yam not! ARGH 2! Yam Knot! Yargh two!

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31. He steals Popeye's speech patterns without giving due credit.

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32. I turns Olive Oyle into a dirty girl. A little balsamic vinegar...

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33. Never treats his robes for static cling, so you can totally see that he wears old sweatsocks and no shoes to meetings.

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34. Doesn't wash his hands after using the Trapper toilet.

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What's wrong wit dat? Mah' han'zer clean, ain't dey? Pee kills bacterials. Whut?

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32. I turns Olive Oyle into a dirty girl. A little balsamic vinegar...

32a. Because now I can't stop picturing Lisa Lampanelli dressed up as Olive Oyl.

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What's wrong wit dat? Mah' han'zer clean, ain't dey? Pee kills bacterials. Whut?

35. Because now all the utensils in the Trapper pantry smell like...

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I shall never give up the pursuit. STATUS will be MINE! I has spuken!

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36. Because we're expecting this thread to be completed before the 114 Reasons Why Time Trapper Status Will be Rickshaw's thread

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37. Because he think we're saying "Timed Rapper" and he's working on some more redneck rhymes.

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38. Because he can't even trap a rat. How the heck are we supposed to believe he can trap time?

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