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Kent, care to comment on the rumors that you are representing Legion Worlder 'gone'?
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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quote:Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester: If I were looking for someone to wash my car, would you be a good choice?
The Election Tyrant does not get his hands dirty.
quote:Originally posted by Invisible Brainiac: What color underwear do you wear?
I'll only vote for someone who wears green underpants. That's the color I wear!
The Election Tyrant goes commando and can convince you to vote for him anyway.
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: Where's Hoffa buried?
The Election Tyrant could make reveal this answer for a large donation to the Ex/Tyrant Campaign Fund.
quote:Originally posted by Rockhopper Lad: Whoever will be the next leader and deputy will be the immediate heirs of the glorious Rocky/Fanfie legacy. What do you offer that is worthy of that legacy?
I'm the Election Tyrant.
quote:Originally posted by Future: What's the shortest route I can take to Constantinople without running into tolls?
The Election Tyrant doesn't pay tolls.
quote:Originally posted by Invisible Brainiac: What is your stand on Alt IDs?
And does this shirt make me look fat?
The Election Tyrant regularly stands on Alts.
The Election Tyrant requests Invisible Brainiac to remove the shirt so as to give the question context.
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Your point?
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Eryk Davis Ester
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Candidates,
Now that it looks like the PB&J ticket is going to enter the race, are you ready to drop out and concede the race?
From: Liberty City | Registered: Jul 2003
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I promise Legion World that if I ever drop out, it will be at the last minute and only after I've made a complete and utter mockery of the election, dragging it out far past the point of being funny.
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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<whispering to his campaign team> No... seriously... what's it mean? You guys have to start doing better prep work if I'm going to be fielding questions. I'm dying out here.
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quote:Originally posted by Invisible Brainiac: What color underwear do you wear?
I'll only vote for someone who wears green underpants. That's the color I wear!
hmm, I'm not sure New Gods based on Greek myths wear 'underpants'. Let's find out AFTER Jerry and I get your vote!
quote:Originally posted by Calm Yo Tits: Which one a y'all hos gonna calm my tits?
I can ... indeed ... Calm Those Tits! But Jerry has graciously offered .....
quote:Originally posted by Exnihil: So... even though I don't think there are any declared candidates yet... once they do start showing up, I'd like to ask what the juiciest rumor is that you've heard about each of your respective opponents.
Mostly rumors of CORRUPTION Exnihil ! In fact, I plan on throwing the Election Tyrant into the darkest dungeon on Legion World for one year as my first act as leader!! It's not looking good for yourself or Cobalt Kid either.
quote:Originally posted by Rockhopper Lad: Whoever will be the next leader and deputy will be the immediate heirs of the glorious Rocky/Fanfie legacy. What do you offer that is worthy of that legacy?
This is a very good question, One I will leave to Jerry, In fact I offer Jerry as worthy of the Rocky/Fanfie legacy. He's awesome.
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: Where's Hoffa buried?
Why do you ask? Mob ties?
quote:Originally posted by Invisible Brainiac: What is your stand on Alt IDs?
And does this shirt make me look fat?
I think we should treat our Legion Worlders with multiple personality disorder compassionately. (Otherwise we wouldn't have any members!)
And ... yes. that shirt makes you look fat. Take it off immediately. There ... MUCH better.
quote:Originally posted by Future: What's the shortest route I can take to Constantinople without running into tolls?
<---- BOOM tube teleportation.
From: Ninja Land | Registered: Nov 2004
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-------------------- The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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I forgot to remind him to hold onto his nelly hat!
From: Ninja Land | Registered: Nov 2004
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Eryk Davis Ester
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quote:Originally posted by Shining Son:
quote:Originally posted by Power Boy: How any good can come of participating in this thread, I don't know. 'sigh'
Although somewhat mitigated by the subsequent participation, this shows a certain wisdom.
From: Liberty City | Registered: Jul 2003
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Eryk Davis Ester
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Candidates,
Recently, LW seems to have seen a sharp decline in posts by Ram Boy. In fact, it has been over a month since his last post. What will you do about this serious threat to the level of humor on LW?
From: Liberty City | Registered: Jul 2003
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