Legion World! Imagine my surprise when, a couple hours after waking up, I found this Post-It stuck to my forehead -
Now, aside from the author's ability to write impeccably in comic sans, one of the very first things I noticed was the signature, "D". There's only one conclusion, I'm sorry to say. That being that one of my opponents is using the election to gain a position of leadership so HE CAN DESTROY US ALL!
Since BOTH of their names begins in the letter "D" I say we can trust NEITHER of THEM!
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Alrighty then. Let's look at the "facts" here...
We're led to believe that my fellow candidate was awake for several hours before noticing a post it on his head? Says a lot towards the type of leader he'd be...not really noticing important issues until later on.
The other thing. Destruction...I believe that would be DEDMANs type of thing. Outside of his name sounding like "Dead Men" you can also get the word DEAD out of it!
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Interesting theory, "D"ev Em. But, until we get an expert opinion from the Legion World Post-It Analysis Center, I think the wiser course of action would be to trust NO Legion Worlder running for office whose name begins with the letter D and who also has access to red markers. Otherwise we may be risking ULTIMATE DESTRUCTION at the hands of a crazy lunatic mad man!
Case reopened!
(Incidentally, I talked with my cousin Goobs, who works at the Legion World Post-It Analysis Center, and he says they're not expecting any conclusive results until a couple days after the election.)
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As Security Chief, I've begun investigating this mysterious occurrence. I can confirm that the following: the calls are coming from within the house!!!
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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-------------------- Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
From: The waters off eastern Long Island | Registered: Jul 2003
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I deny having anything to do with said note. In fact considering I run and live in the Fusion Powersphere, I feel I am at more risk from this threat than anyone. I call upon my former security office comrades to provide me and the powersphere with 24 hour protection.
No one can be trusted (except me!)
From: Fort McMurray | Registered: Nov 2004
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I'd also like to submit that the note was scrawled in red ink...who is associated with the color red here...DEDMAN. Just look at his profile pic!!!
From: Turn around... | Registered: Jul 2003
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