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30a. OK... it wasn't really a kidney... it was half a baloney sandwich... and I didn't really give it to him... he swiped it when I wasn't looking.
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31. That song he dances to with or without undies? "Mandy" by Barry Manilow.
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33. Lard Lad always asks armored car guards for a free sample.
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34. He has the complete run of Sectaurs signed by the creative team, encased in mylar, sitting in a safety deposit box in a suburb of Knoxville.
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35. He created the country of Guam in a fit of bordeom but when asked what it was called, said 'Guam' only as an attempt to mumble an indecipherible answer before he could up with something better. It stuck.
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36. He accidentally destroyed a distant (uninhabited) star system when he sneezed in the wrong direction.
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37. That sneeze occurred when he first discovered his freak alergy to ocelots!
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38. The sneeze sent the poor ocelot into therapy for years, for which, thanks to a cunning ocelot lawyer, Lardy was obliged to pay.
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