quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: I say the two of us arrive in style tonight with wenches and exotic beasts and show Hrun's hall how to party in style!
Cobaltus, I look forward to your arrival. Bring me wenches aplenty.
The Beasts shall remain you own personal area
-------------------- Bring me Mead and Meat, NOW Slave!!
From: The Northern Wall | Registered: Jul 2004
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The dragon ships sit in the harbour, with bellies full of booty.
We sailed to this land of the Empress and took a small tower. The Jarl who was lord there was a coward. He and his Fryd fled as we approached. It was wise on their part as we would have slain every last man.
There was Emerald's for all in that tower. Cobaltus took as his share all the maidens, alas, so we have no slaves to share.
But come, drink, be joyous.
Hrun has returned. Where is my Bard?
[ August 02, 2004, 01:54 PM: Message edited by: Hrun the Barbarian ]
-------------------- Bring me Mead and Meat, NOW Slave!!
From: The Northern Wall | Registered: Jul 2004
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Using techniques of stealth taught me by Val and Tasmia, I gain entry into the Hall of Valhalla. I see no sign of Hrun the Barbarian but I do take notice of several vid-zines devoted to pussy. He is, most assuredly, a devoted hunter of the beast. I leave the Hall before I am found and go to check on my prisoner Kent Shakespeare. Our day of reckoning will come, Hrun - oh, it will come.
[ August 04, 2004, 06:54 PM: Message edited by: Miss Terious ]
<enters Hruns Hall of Vallhalla. Notices kegs of mead. Eyes begin to glow. Kegs of mead mysteriously fall to the floor, bursting open, and . Runs quickly from Hall.>
-------------------- *meow*
From: Where EDE hangs his nelly li'l Green Arrow Cap! | Registered: Aug 2003
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Hrun returns to his halls and splashes through the spilled mead.
He reverentially places the statues he has rescued in an alcove to the side of hall. And places many gifts of jewels and fruits and wine at their feet.
"I shall protect and preserve these statues from those who would deface them"
Sniffing he notices a cat smell. Turning he sees Jinks running from the hall and throws a half full keg of mead. It bounces off the wall and covers the cat in a golden shower.
-------------------- Bring me Mead and Meat, NOW Slave!!
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As Hrun sits down he yawns and stretches. As he does so he throws his hands up. One if Hruns huge ham like fists travels up through the tesseract and catches SC just on the bum. The force of the blow sends SC spinning off through another tesseract.
Unfortunately SC is unable to stop the action planned for Hrun and is very embarrassed to leave a large smelly deposit in the swimming pool at Varalents Villa.
**Hiss**
That oafish clod. Wait till I see him next
**Hiss**
-------------------- Bring me Mead and Meat, NOW Slave!!
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Using techniques of stealth taught me by Val and Tasmia, I gain entry into the Hall of Valhalla. I see no sign of Hrun the Barbarian but I do take notice of several vid-zines devoted to pussy. He is, most assuredly, a devoted hunter of the beast. I leave the Hall before I am found and go to check on my prisoner Kent Shakespeare. Our day of reckoning will come, Hrun - oh, it will come. 
