This fall season's thigh high boots are oh so attractive, but only WHEN SOMEONE IS WEARING THEM! Please do not leave them in the hallway for others to trip on. Please inform your guests as well.
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cleome46
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Good Afternoon, LMB.
Leaf-Eater Lass wanted me to remind you all: when placing your leaves on the curbside for removal, paper bags only! You may request the regulation bags from the front desk at no charge. Please be considerate and place extraneous items such as empty Funyun bags, tree branches, and Furball's... er, leavings in the designated green bin.
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cleome46
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Pulling on somebody's nose/beard/other appendage to "see if that's a mask/costume or their real face/form/whatever" is bad manners at any time of year;this one included.
Keep that in mind, please. And don't drink Abin's party punch on an empty stomach, either. Learn from my mistakes, won't you?
Happy Halloween.
-- cleome
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I've got the wishbone from the Thanksgiving turkey. If anyone wants to pull it with me, let me know.
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Two tickets to a local production of "Cobie and the Amazing Ceej-Hair Dreamcoat," free to the first LWer who responds.
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From: The Legion of Super-Rodents clubhouse | Registered: Jul 2003
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cleome46
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Attention, LMB:
I don't care how nice the package is. It's still fruitcake and I'm still not touching it, much less eating it. Get off my back!
Oh, and anyone piping in those Chipmunks Xmas carols after repeated warnings is just asking to be summarily executed. Or at least kneecapped with a bronze elf statuette. Don't try to claim later on that you didn't know.
Yours for a safe and happy holiday season.
-- cleome
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The LSV pre-school is out for holidays. Please remember to fly above bottle rocket range.
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Thanks for the gift certificate to the Nine Planets Ice Cream Shop. It's clear that a good deal of thought, planning, and expense went into this. Truly, your gift giving prowess is - er - out of this world.
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