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shenu
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*outside the doors of the security office a small crowd begins to gather.
It is a small crowd, only 10 or 15 people.
There is something wrong with this crowd however, as is members all appear to be various states of decay.
A whispering is heard...it is one word, repeated over and over.......

"Shenu"*

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Through the sands of time
an ancient evil unleashed
I come to end it
its path of destruction

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Cobalt Kid
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-------------INCOMING MESSAGE---------------

This is Cobalt Kid. All Security Officers are to proceed to the de-contamination units. Not the 'De-damnation' units.

----------------END MESSAGE------------------

<arrives>

So, what in the world is this...

<magnetically seals undead magnetically>

Sheenu? Why do I recognize that name? And knowing how delicious sentients find me, should I be worried that my brain is a possible appetizer du jour around here...?

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[enters]

Don't worry, Des--that ain't even big enough for an appetizer!

[laughs]

So what's with all the dead dudes?

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"Suck it, depressos!"--M. Lash

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Cobalt Kid
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Whoa, look out Lardy!

<magnetically nails one>

One bite and you'll be infected! An undead Lard Knight servant of Sheenu! We don't want that--whatever the heck it means.

I'm calling off all Security Officers. This is a job for the LMB proper...

***Deddy, Miner, anyone on Monitor Duty--help needed at the Security Office STAT***

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Hmmm....

<incinerates five of them>

<blows finger as if it were a barrel of a gun>

Ha! They're not so--

Whoa! there's a lot more alluvasudden!

<continues blasting>

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"Suck it, depressos!"--M. Lash

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< A doorframe nearby begins to glow, energy crackling around the edges. Suddenly, the door disappears and a portal opens. Spellbinder, the Crusader, Maxx the Sorcerer and Bob the Cat step through, and the portal closes behind them >

Spellbinder: Cobie! What's going... EWWWWW!

< Raising a slim arm, Crujectra forms a wall of telekinetic force between herself and the undead >

Bob the Cat: Ahhh, the Security Office. Come smell the excitement. Too bad Piddlin' Pup isn't here. He'd enjoy rolling around all over them.

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Some people are like slinkys: not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when you knock them down a flight of stairs

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<grins>

Smells like old times, eh?

You had to figure that with so many horror buffs in the LMB, and undead invasion would happen sooner or later...

<moves next to Crujeckie, blasts back zombies>

I've got your back Crujeckie...of course, I'd prefer your front, but maybe now isn't the time...

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<rushes in>

Cobie, what's the sit--

<sees the undead army>

Uhm, gross! Are those zombies? Damnit, I knew I should've read more of the Waking Dead!

<begins firing, quite literally, on the zombies>

Oh, sweet! Fire works. *shakes head* Dude. Like I didn't have enough going on, they have to attack our office? So not cool.

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Abin: You know what to do with a Cali sandwich? No but neither do Cobie and CJ!
CJ: Yeah, we do. She's smiling, isn't she?

Context... who needs it?

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Help save me.... there's a rumor that zombies eat brains. I demand that you save my beautiful brain. It might be useful later on you know.

<Throws a cold cut tray full of head cheese at the zombies.>

Bah silly zombies, I never told you that Captain Coldcut was my room mate back in school.

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< Bob the Cat casts a whithering glare at Caliente's ankles >

Bob the Cat: Smooth move, Matchstick. Roasted carrion smells so much better than raw.

< Taps into Legion World's ambient mystical energy.

Suddenly, huge leis of exotic flowers appear around the zombies' necks >

Bob the Cat: That's a little better. I just hope my hay fever doesn't act up...

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Some people are like slinkys: not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when you knock them down a flight of stairs

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I see dead people.

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(I can't believe none of you went for that line.)

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Ah-choo! I'm too busy sneezing thanks to Bob's 'help'. Ah-choo, ah-choo, AH-CHOO! *sniff* Stupid allergies...

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Abin: You know what to do with a Cali sandwich? No but neither do Cobie and CJ!
CJ: Yeah, we do. She's smiling, isn't she?

Context... who needs it?

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Hang on a second.

<Reaches into Medicus One, returns with various medicines>

Any of these work for you?

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Yes! *takes drugs* Miner, have I told you lately I love you?

<fries more zombies>

Those, on the other hand, I do not love. Ew.

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Abin: You know what to do with a Cali sandwich? No but neither do Cobie and CJ!
CJ: Yeah, we do. She's smiling, isn't she?

Context... who needs it?

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