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... squirted myself in the face with my own breastmilk
-------------------- Well, when one's lost, I suppose it's good advice to stay where you are until someone finds you. But who'd ever think to look for me here?
From: Fort McMurray, AB | Registered: Jan 2009
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future king
Excuse me but can you please direct me to the La Brea Tar Pits in Los Angeles?
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... could not possibly top the previous post.
From: ontario | Registered: Feb 2007
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(where "that s#!t" = the carpet in the spare bedroom, in preparation for refinishing the hardwood floor beneath.)
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...did a lot, but feel like nothing got accomplished.
From: Turn around... | Registered: Jul 2003
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future king
Excuse me but can you please direct me to the La Brea Tar Pits in Los Angeles?
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... will continue to shop for a new home with my wife.
From: ontario | Registered: Feb 2007
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cleome46
or you can do the confusion 'til your head falls off
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...really need to pull myself together.
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From: Vanity, OR | Registered: Dec 2008
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...had a nice chat on the phone with my friend Max who lives in Massachusetts.
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From: The Pyngwyn Colonies of Planet Hyustyn | Registered: Aug 2005
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future king
Excuse me but can you please direct me to the La Brea Tar Pits in Los Angeles?
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... am happy to be going back to work after spending a nice weekend with my wife!
From: ontario | Registered: Feb 2007
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cleome46
or you can do the confusion 'til your head falls off
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...hauled boxes and filed like the Devil himself was nipping at my heels!
(Which, in a sense, he was.)
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From: Vanity, OR | Registered: Dec 2008
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..left work early because I wasn't feeling well. I've been resting all evening, but may call in tomorrow. I hate being sick!
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-------------------- Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
From: The waters off eastern Long Island | Registered: Jul 2003
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-------------------- Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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