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From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003
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Congrats Quis! I'm sure I'll think of some weird question for you soon enough...
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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-------------------- "Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
From: Paragon City on patrol | Registered: Jul 2003
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Quis, I'm writing a brief and all I really want to say to opposing counsel, is "F*** you, it's not my client's fault that you committed malpractice. Hope you get sued big-time a******.!" Can you think of a nice way to say this and make the judge like me at the same time?
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quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: Quis, I'm writing a brief and all I really want to say to opposing counsel, is "F*** you, it's not my client's fault that you committed malpractice. Hope you get sued big-time a******.!" Can you think of a nice way to say this and make the judge like me at the same time?
Do you really want to put it nicely?
As for the judge, I suggest a bouquet of flowers and a box of chocolates. Just hope the judge isn't a diabetic with hayfever.
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From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003
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My definition of diplomacy is being able to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.
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From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003
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I got a bad elvabird egg omelette from Breakfast at Tiffany's. Any chance I could end up with all of Miss Spiffany's daddy's dazzle gems?
Misty
Probably not all of the dazzle gems.
You would most likely get your medical expenses paid for. And then you could put in for "pain & suffering". Depending on how much actual pain & suffering you had, would help the trier of facts to determine how much compensation you should get. For example, if all you suffered was a queasy stomach but managed to keep the elvabird egg omelet down, you'd probably only get a glance at a dazzle gem. If on the other hand, the omelet caused you to go into convulsions and you had to go to the hospital for a couple of days, you might get a couple of dazzle gems. Now, if you had died as a result of eating the omelet, your family could have cleaned up.
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From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003
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quote:Originally posted by Zombie STU: Certain LWers have broken my heart.
Can I sue?
You can always sue. Whether you will be successful is another story.
From a quick glance, you can no longer sue for breach of promise to marry. However, you can sue to recover gifts given for the engagement.
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From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003
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Hyperpath: Email this page to someone!
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