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Miner, is it proper to eat asparagus with one's fingers?
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From: The Pyngwyn Colonies of Planet Hyustyn | Registered: Aug 2005
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quote:Originally posted by cleome: Do you own a spice rack? If so, do the spice labels have words, pictures, or both?
The only spices used in the Miner household are garlic and Tabasco, so no.
quote:Originally posted by LardLad: My cat has this question for you, Miner:
Meow?
Well, that's an interesting one.
Tell Mittens that I would go with C-4 as it's very stable and very malleable, which is important for someone without opposable thumbs. A detonator will be required, but that should be easy enough to obtain. Also let it know that just burning it will produce toxic fumes, which may accomplish the job while drawing less attention and leaving the property intact.
quote:Originally posted by Fat Cramer: Miner, I saw an Italian movie with a music teacher playing a theremin and wondered, did you ever get a theremin?
No, and with everything coming up, it looks like I won't for a while.
*Sigh*
quote:Originally posted by Rockhopper Lad: Miner, is it proper to eat asparagus with one's fingers?
Sure, but you would be better off using ranch dressing.
Why do fools fall in love? And can only fools fall in love?
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quote:Originally posted by Ram Boy: Outdoor Minor, in order to determine whether or not you're cuckoo bananas, what do you see when you look at the following images?
cleome46
or you can do the confusion 'til your head falls off
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Miner, if you could host any game show (current or vintage), which one would you choose?
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A simple "yes" or "no", have you stopped beating your wife?
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