And Hrun plants a huge blow to the top of Primes head, the force of the blow knocking him straight down into the planets core.
“Matlock, most noble father, greetings” He states. “Yes I now know that you are my father. My mother sends you this message.
The time arises when once more you must give up your dreams of retirement. The voice of the pretzel has joined with the song of the coffee machine. Now if you wish to return to me and truly be a husband you must go forth to battle, help your son Hrun to defeat all.
Remember, if you wish to return to the hearth and bosom of thy family you must come home with your shield or on it.
(Oh and when you do come home bring a loaf of bread and pint of milk)
-------------------- Bring me Mead and Meat, NOW Slave!!
From: The Northern Wall | Registered: Jul 2004
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[The Ultra Man flies in with Caliente (Wearing a magnificent Cloth of Gold Dress) in his arms.]
Here you go Caliente. I'm positive that your friends in the LMBP Security Force will be able to protect you here.
Ta-Ta.
[ February 08, 2007, 02:19 AM: Message edited by: Gary Concord, the Ultra Man ]
-------------------- Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (Just as soon as the Check Clears!)
From: The Back Office in Abin's Fixit Shop. | Registered: Sep 2003
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Okay, that whole thing was just plain weird. I mean, I at least thought it'd be the good guys who rescued me. Yep, I definitely foresee a need for some therapy and a lot more alcohol in the near future...
Oh well, at least I got this sexin' outfit as part of the deal! Not as awesome as my uniform but gold's a good color for me. (*sigh* Frio was the silver to my gold. The cold to my hot. I really miss my sister.)
Hey guys, Cobalt here, looks like Faraway sent me somewhere, well, er, far away, but I should be back soon!
It seems I landed among the Gorilla Tribes of Legion World just as they were on the cusp of an internal civil war, and I'm now attempting to bring about peace. Unfortunately, that means having to undergo the rigerous process of being inducted in the secret gorilla society that fights each other to see who is the toughest. Damn--I just broke the first two roles of secret gorilla fight club by bringing it up!
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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Okay, that whole thing was just plain weird. I mean, I at least thought it'd be the good guys who rescued me. Yep, I definitely foresee a need for some therapy and a lot more alcohol in the near future...
Oh well, at least I got this sexin' outfit as part of the deal! Not as awesome as my uniform but gold's a good color for me. (*sigh* Frio was the silver to my gold. The cold to my hot. I really miss my sister.)
<flies by>
And she may be so again, as I intend to fulfill my part of our bargain.
That's a lovely outfit my dear...
<flies off>
-------------------- Justice comes at a price. What are you willing to pay for it?
From: dead | Registered: Aug 2003
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Hrun nods to the Caliente double in the security office.
"So Princess Amidala's plan to keep the real Caliente in the Halls and allow you as her avatar to be "rescued" so as to infiltrate the LVMBP and find out their plans"
Hrun smiles
"tis a brave thing thou dost fair maiden"
As he leaves he calls out
"Send My father to me once he returns"
-------------------- Bring me Mead and Meat, NOW Slave!!
From: The Northern Wall | Registered: Jul 2004
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quote:Originally posted by Lonestar Ranger: <flies by>
And she may be so again, as I intend to fulfill my part of our bargain.
That's a lovely outfit my dear...
<flies off>
My dear? *shudders* My God... what has that girl gotten herself into?
quote:Originally posted by Hrun the Barbarian: Hrun nods to the Caliente double in the security office.
"So Princess Amidala's plan to keep the real Caliente in the Halls and allow you as her avatar to be "rescued" so as to infiltrate the LVMBP and find out their plans"
Hrun smiles
"tis a brave thing thou dost fair maiden"
As he leaves he calls out
"Send My father to me once he returns"
Hokay-dokey artichokey! *salutes and wanders off aimlessly*
-------------------- Abin: You know what to do with a Cali sandwich? No but neither do Cobie and CJ! CJ: Yeah, we do. She's smiling, isn't she?
Context... who needs it?
From: Sunny Cali-- er, Planet Earth? | Registered: Jun 2005
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I just had a chat with <wink wink> in the office of <wink wink> and got confirmation that the security office magic proticols are still very much in place. This of course means that spells curses or other magic tom follery are negated within these walls.
-------------------- :polarboy:
From: Sydney, Australia | Registered: Nov 2004
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Ah Yes, the fine security office tradition of protecting their own by getting drunk and ignoring the situation surfaces yet again.
Fine Job, Lads and Lasses, Fine Job...
-------------------- Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (Just as soon as the Check Clears!)
From: The Back Office in Abin's Fixit Shop. | Registered: Sep 2003
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