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SharkLad
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My pleasure...

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Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...

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I wish there was a way I could leave some unlawful gang graffiti on here somehow ..... [Evil]
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<monitoring board activity>

Hey! Someone bring this "Post NUN" to me! I've a feeling she would be all-too willing to help us crack down on Legion World's bad behavior!

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"Suck it, depressos!"--M. Lash

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I ain't messing with a nun... I watched one slap a religion classmate in the face just for grabbing a pen...

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"I'll gladly do it," Emily said. She was Protestant and didn't really know much about nuns. She needed something to cheer her up to, because Emily discovered earlier that guinea pigs are no longer kept as pets.

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Go with the good and you'll be like them; go with the evil and you'll be worse than them.- Portuguese Proverb

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<returns after stopping at the Tobacconihilist>

<issues orders>

Dev, report to Chief's office ASAP.

Jose, report to Chief's office to apply daily foot rub.

Arrow, report on latest revenue from fines.


<looks at latest figures for funding of Lard Lad Robots>

[ February 17, 2011, 10:52 AM: Message edited by: Chief Lardy ]

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"Suck it, depressos!"--M. Lash

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<Sir Roy bursts in, hauling in three teenagers who look scared out of their minds>

Make way!

I've found these three vagrants on the streets of Legion World, flagrantly smoking illegal narcotics. Some time in the science cells should set them strait!

<throws them forward so the rank & file security officers can take them away>

Greetings Chief! How goes our clean-up of Legion World?

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Red Arrow hands Chief Lardy the fine sheets with one hand, and in the other carries a massive suit case. She says, "I am going away for a while. There are things that must be done. Push some of my work onto Question Kid, he's more than capable of handling it."

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Go with the good and you'll be like them; go with the evil and you'll be worse than them.- Portuguese Proverb

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Dev lands outside the doors of the Security Office and looks around.

"Not a bad day so far."

He turns and walks into the Office.

"What's up Chief?"

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Dev--finally! I need you to...

<alert comes over his Omnicom>

Shit! There's a massive disturbance at Zaryan's casino! There's reports of a murder!

Let's get the hell over there!

<Dev grabs Lardy under the shoulders and flies them both to Zaryan's as Lardy calls for backup>

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<Lardy returns after the affairs at the Palace and the Lounge>

God...walking effing SUCKS!

<sits in his chair, removes shoes>

My feet ache! <rubs feet>

<skims reports of Palace and Lounge incidents>

<gets up and goes to a special adjoining chamber that he alone has access to and enters personal code>

Here we go... <stands in front of an impressive looking exo-skeleton> ...tech readouts show that it will be ready for me to take out within 48 hours! Finally, I won't be carried around and on the sidelines--I'll be able to throw down again!

<smiles and moves to three lifeless metallic entities nearby>

You three will be the elite of the Bot force, complete with your own, state-of-the-art, A.I.'s.....

<stands in front of the first one>

Eryk...I don't know why you've shunned me ever since I returned to Legion World after my quest for Mordra. There's been an emptiness inside me that maybe this robot can fill. <smiles and straightens the Bot's nelly cap>

<moves on to the second>

Hugh... <tears up> ...I've missed you so, my second brother. You died tragically, and I never got to say goodbye. Maybe, in some small way, this will help everyone see what a great, misunderstood hero you truly were.

<moves to the third>

Clive... <heavier tears> ...I was mind-controlled into killing you, m-my son. You had barely lived and had so much more to offer the universe besides being an unwitting part of my Resurrection Engine. I lost you too soon, but you'll live again. I saved all your programming from when you were the robot, and I've got the very best people constructing the rest. I'm bringing you back!

<gathers composure> Yes, with the funding coming in you three will be completed very soon. As will the rest of you...

<looks around as nothing but rows and rows of inert Bots can be viewed as far as the eye can see as it's now obvious that the chamber is actually a tesseract>

Yeah! Legion World will be safe soon!

<grins>

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{in another part of the Security Office complex}

Hmmm... {looks in mirror} ...I know this is not the magic mirror from Zardi's castle, but I cannot help but peer into this one in hopes of seeing a hint of my true face...

{sighs} I think I should go for a swim to clear my head... {heads toward the Office's pool}

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"Dev reporting in. Nothing so far. Been circling out from Cobies place and have come across nothi...wait a second."

Dev lands in an alley and moves a few well placed bags and boxes.

"Crap. Chief, I got Sir Roy here. He seems relatively unhurt except for the giant welt on the back of his head. They were definately here."

Dev looks around...

"Sonova...they met up probably about the time I left you about a block and a half from here. Time to get more proactive...I'm going to see if I can pick their trail up from here after I make sure Roy is taken care of."

[ February 26, 2011, 05:10 PM: Message edited by: Dev Em ]

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Dev walks in the Office doors.

"Chief?"

Keeps moving throught hte complex.

"Anyone?"

He hears some splashing in coming from the pool and heads that way.

"Oh...Hot Chick. Um, hi. wow. Do you by chance have any idea where Cobie would be hanging out these days."

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"Red Arrow reporting in. I'm back, put me on the active roster. Can you brief me on what is going on?" She said through a communication device.

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Go with the good and you'll be like them; go with the evil and you'll be worse than them.- Portuguese Proverb

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