Topic: Post-Its you'd leave on the LW Mission Monitor Board
cleome46
or you can do the confusion 'til your head falls off
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Look, you get one SSI number, and that's it, People. I don't care how many alternate identities you have. I'm not covering up for you with the staff accountants, and that's final.
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From: Vanity, OR | Registered: Dec 2008
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Please don't respond to those Time Shares of Space. We then get tons of spam.
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From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003
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cleome46
or you can do the confusion 'til your head falls off
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Good Afternoon.
H&R Block has been robo-calling the front desk and leaving the message "We will bury you" once an hour for six days running now. (Their Muzak is particularly bad, too.)
If anyone knows anything about this, please see me immediately;Or contact the Security Office at your earliest convenience.
Sincere Thanks.
-- cleome
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From: Vanity, OR | Registered: Dec 2008
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Cut out the fake H&R Block robocalls. You are NOT going to succeed in tricking anyone into sending you a check.
From: Vancouver, BC, Canada | Registered: Dec 2003
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Don't squeeze the Charmin ... or I'll bite you...
S.L.
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From: The waters off eastern Long Island | Registered: Jul 2003
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Our investments were just downgraded to "Charmin Squares".
Apparently the people we loaned money to build those timeshares can't sell them. I'm gonna call Quislet's to start foreclosure. We now own a luxury resort on the outskirts of Ventura.
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cleome46
or you can do the confusion 'til your head falls off
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Hello,
How come the karaoke machine in the lounge only has the selection "Just Squeeze Me" available ? Did somebody accidentally recycle the ASCAP invoice ? Again ?
-- cleome
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From: Vanity, OR | Registered: Dec 2008
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I think that was Bumwad Boy. He's been on quite a spell of mischief lately. RJ Whipple caught him squeezing the Charmin just the other day.
From: Vancouver, BC, Canada | Registered: Dec 2003
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