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The Legion World Triumvirate, or at least one third of it, is prepared to use the enormous amount of funds they have amassed during the last three years of intergalactic warfare to refill the funds. All we ask is that when this loan is eventually paid back to the the secondary market (us), we recieve a 25% interest fee).
I'll have my primus pilus, Scipio Taltarus give me an update on what our monetary status is, since we generally just amass as much wealth as we can in the traditional Roman style (I am Ggrrggian after all). Then I'll see what my lawyer, Quislet, Esq. says.
Unless, of course, Tamper Lad foresees this causing further problems
(Hell, I don't know if he realizes that Crujeckie and I set up the LW Central Bank ourselves...as threads during Oct. 3004 can attest!)
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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Golly, Cobie... we certainly were busy in the early days
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From: Penthouse atop Levitz Hall, LMBP Plaza, Embassy Row, Legion World | Registered: Jul 2003
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Well, when the two of us get together, we certainly know how to get busy...
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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I say "Caffine" And get instantly teleported to Cafe Cramer where the food and libations are gratis.
A Diet Coke, hamburger & fries please. Oh and a big piece of the Chocolate Lemon Meringue Cake.
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From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003
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Too late Cobie. I'm afraid a full scale bank panic has set in.
<Flashes to Holo-news clip of Stoopid Cat withdrawing a huge bag of cash and redepositing it into the safety of his litter box.>
From: Canada | Registered: Apr 2005
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I'll arrange a press conference. Psyonia hasn't withdrawn all of it's financial support from Legion World, merely any unnecessary funds. And even if it did, most of the Psyonian money in there is mine, and I also only transferred non-essential funds back home.
The Legion World Central Bank is in no danger of closing any time soon.
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From: Penthouse atop Levitz Hall, LMBP Plaza, Embassy Row, Legion World | Registered: Jul 2003
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I apologize sentients, for any damage I may have caused. Allow me to transfer a good portion of my own personnal wealth into the Legion World Central Bank, as a token of my good intentions.
In fact, I find Legion World to be very financially attractive. I migh consider making some heavy investments once my investigation is over...
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From: dead | Registered: Aug 2003
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Most excellent, and now because of our feline population LW has the most distinctive smelling money in the galaxy.
Each denomination has a different odor, surely a boon to the visually impaired species that come as tourists.
From: Canada | Registered: Apr 2005
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<$15,000,000,000 genarii, Dark Oval currency, is wire transferred into the Legion World Central Bank. It is the maximum any one depositer can make.>
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From: dead | Registered: Aug 2003
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Nothing personal, Ranger dear, but isn't having you offer financial support to Legion World kind of like putting the fox in charge of the chicken coop?
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From: Penthouse atop Levitz Hall, LMBP Plaza, Embassy Row, Legion World | Registered: Jul 2003
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Nonsense, the bank never complains about all those deposits the Supper Club takes in from illicit gambling and arms smuggling operations. Slush funds for foreign agents to subvert our way of life should be fair.
And since there's sure to be mayhem coming soon, this week at the Club we have a supply of Coluan home forcefield kits freshly declared surplus by their planetary defence forces.
From: Canada | Registered: Apr 2005
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Tamper Lad, throughout my time here on Legion World, I have noted that you, above all others, are a man that seizes opportunity.
My time spent in the Dark Oval allowed me access to several Dominators that could conduct experiments without standard UP restrictions. Perhaps you'd like some introductions?
I ask for nothing in return, other than advice on how to increase my financial holdings here on Legion World through various investments. It appears the only way to buy real estate around here is through the Real Estate Offices--which are controlled by the House of Jectra and the Triumvirate. Very interseting that they can control who buys what.
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From: dead | Registered: Aug 2003
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I have the LMBer Varalent. He's been attacked. They're going to blame me. I know you're an LMBer yourself now, but you've always gone your own way and done your own thing. I was hoping I could count on you to help, or to at least use discretion. We need to found out what's wrong with him...he doesn't appear to have any wounds, but seems on the verge of death.
Also...I believe the danger is still near...
I've been running through the streets all night...and just need a place to rest...
<sits next to Vee>
From: Captain's Cabin | Registered: Sep 2003
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