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um, hi ... my name is SharkLad ... how's everyone doing?
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From: The waters off eastern Long Island | Registered: Jul 2003
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quote:Originally posted by Outdoor Miner: Two words: DNA Test.
And I don't mean quizzing former Legion writers either.
Huh, all the claims forms for the health plan's DNA testing service have Cobie's name pre-printed on them already. Can't imagine why.
From: Douglasville, GA | Registered: Jul 2003
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quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: Polar Boy, My Whee Fem is the secretary for the whole of the Security Office. While Jailbait Lass is my personnal assistant, My Whee Fem is the assistant out in the main lobby that greets people coming in. Currently, I believe she's single, and I can put a good word in. She'll be shocked to hear my trying to set her up with anyone other than me.
Oh her!!!
I normally come in the back door (Of security hq) so I don't see a great deal of her but I do remember her and a large quantity of silver ale at the xmas party.
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From: Sydney, Australia | Registered: Nov 2004
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quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: Polar Boy, My Whee Fem is the secretary for the whole of the Security Office. While Jailbait Lass is my personnal assistant, My Whee Fem is the assistant out in the main lobby that greets people coming in. Currently, I believe she's single, and I can put a good word in. She'll be shocked to hear my trying to set her up with anyone other than me.
Oh her!!!
I normally come in the back door (Of security hq) so I don't see a great deal of her but I do remember her and a large quantity of silver ale at the xmas party.
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From: Sydney, Australia | Registered: Nov 2004
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Hm...she seems unusually fond of you. Just be wary...she can get highly emotional sometimes when she thinks you're playing 'games' with her, although I never quite understood what she was talking about.
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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(psst...she's just hamming it up for attention IB, don't give in! Play it cool and aloof and she'll be all OVER you!)
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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Gladys doesn't seem to have a translator. So how do you determine what her pulsed light bursts actually mean? She could be screaming "No Leave Me Alone, You Beasts!" and none of you would know it.
But our esteemed Security Chief just sits by and watches, while doing absolutely NOTHING, as usual.
Come Gladys, I've made you an appointment with Quislet, Esq. and arranged for a translation robot to be present...
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From: The Back Office in Abin's Fixit Shop. | Registered: Sep 2003
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I speak Pulsed Light Bursts...Actually "Speak" is the operative word.... She Wants Pickles...And Kahlua. Cravings eh?
Now Leave her alone Ultradork.
*under her breath* God...Why am I helping these people? I dont even like...people...you know that Kahlua sounds like a good idea....
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From: the Hive | Registered: Jul 2005
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Actually, I'm quite fluent in Pulsed Light Bursts myself and understand Gladys perfectly. Why else do you think she plans on naming her child after me?
I'm quite adept at understanding women
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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Ah, the underage super-villian community makes it's contribution to this discussion.
The question young lady, and I use that term in it's loosest possible definition, is whether or not she was a willing participant in the actions which brought about her cravings. Not whether or not she has cravings as a result of her participation.
And any further translations you care to contribute should be done under oath so that perjury charges can be brought if necessary.
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From: The Back Office in Abin's Fixit Shop. | Registered: Sep 2003
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