I take a few measly weeks off and look what happens...
<Green Energy forms a giant hammer and smashes the Ugly Statue into a bezel million disconsolate and disparate pieces, then forms an energy barrier around each piece so that the statue can never, EVER, be re-formed!>
<Quislette's Want Ad is now located at the front door of the Som/OM Governmental Office Building.>
-------------------- Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!!
With a Power Ring...
From: Westerly Rhode Island | Registered: Aug 2003
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I understand that the vandalism of a few posters is very upsetting to the rest of the general Legion World public!
Since this thread has been kindly bumped, I will now continue to keep it on the first page for awhile .
Just for your return, Abin
And CALLING ALL LMBERS WITH SUPER-POWERS!: Those strong enough to bypass Abin's powers and fix my statue, you will be rewarded! LMBP Spectre! Lucien Lad! Others!
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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*adds a Madness Bomb to the statue wreckage, which will drive the first person stupid enough to attempt to reconstruct it absolutely raving mad . If they're not already. Which for trying to reconstruct it, they must be *
-------------------- My views are my own and do not reflect those of everyone else... and I wouldn't have it any other way.
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Hrun stands in the wreckage and stoops to pick up a small round object. It explodes.
After a few moment silence Hrun looks at his hand, shrugs his shoulders and returns to his search for the source of the green energy at the base of the statue
-------------------- Bring me Mead and Meat, NOW Slave!!
From: The Northern Wall | Registered: Jul 2004
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Foolishness! Neither the madness bombs nor the puny green energy can stand against the Emerald Power of the Eye of Ekron!
Emerald light harmlessly detonate the remaining madness bombs & enevelopes the disparate particles of statue, wiping them clean of the puny green energy and instanly re-assembling the statue (adding a little more mass and fullness in a particularly beloved lower area. )
<Watches as the statue slowly dissolves into a mound of Green Energy encased Rubble.>
She can Temporarily reverse the effect but unless she's willing to stand guard here 24/7 it will always reassert itself after she leaves. and now I've added a little feature that will cause the effect to magnify everytime the Empress has a sexual thought. So, in order to really protect this piece of junk she'll have to be here 24/7 and Stay totally celebate!
-------------------- Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!!
With a Power Ring...
From: Westerly Rhode Island | Registered: Aug 2003
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Careful, Abin! Empress mught get it into her mind to pay you back in spades for event thinking of that!
-------------------- "Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
From: Paragon City on patrol | Registered: Jul 2003
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Confesses that she's been betting on the ponies for years and uses her largess of Venturan walking money to have a bigger, grander statue of that legendary hero, Cobalt Kid, erected.
And did I mention that I hired an all-new Workforce to run security 24/7?