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Author Topic: Amuse me! Fat Cramer Rich and flaky posted                        It wasn't irrelephant, it was a hippopotamus. -------------------- Holy Cats of Egypt! From: Café Cramer | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Exnihil back in black (and white) posted                        Speaking of animals... Did you ever notice when a flock of geese pass over, one side of the "V" is always longer than the other? Turns out there's a reason for that... There's more geese on that side! -------------------- See Here for the latest update on the 2013 Chicago Gathering (now including tentative attendance list) Registered: Feb 2008  |  IP: Logged |  cleome46 or you can do the confusion 'til your head falls off posted                        Wait. Is this where I'm supposed to put up my recipe for BBQ sauce? -------------------- Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on flickr. Drop by and tell me that I sent you. From: Vanity, OR | Registered: Dec 2008  |  IP: Logged |  My Whee Fem Plucky Girl Sidekick! posted                        Its getting close to being over, Dave. I hope everything is going fine. -------------------- No, I was Never a Bond Girl... From: Security Office Lobby | Registered: Mar 2009  |  IP: Logged |  Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard. posted                       Okay, who do I punch? Wait, this isn't the abuse me thread? -------------------- Loss: How does the galaxy cope w/o the Postboot Legion? Titans Idol - vote for your favorite Titans members! From: Wouldn't you like to know? | Registered: Oct 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Dave Hackett The Red Legionnaire posted                       Another day of bedrest while they fix the ct machine, filling me with great confidence. Still getting used to this laZing around all dat From: Moncton, New Brunswick, Canada | Registered: Sep 2004  |  IP: Logged |  Cobalt Kid BOHICA posted                       A husband walks into the bedroom holding two aspirin and a glass of water. His wife asks, "What's that for?" "It's for your headache." "I don't have a headache." He replies, "Gotcha!" From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Cobalt Kid BOHICA posted                       A guy is horny as hell - but broke. He goes to a whorehouse with $5.00, and begs the Madame to give him whatever she can for it. She says "I'm sorry, but that will only cover the rent for ten minutes, and none of my hookers work for free!" The guy gets the room, but has nothing to fuck. He looks out on the ledge of the building and sees a pigeon. Quietly, he opens the window, grabs the poor bird and just fucks the living shit out of it. Satisfied, he goes home. Next week, he returns to the whorehouse, with his pay check. He says to the Madame, "I got lots of money now...give me a hooker!". The Madame replies "All of them are busy now, why don't you go to the peep show and get yourself in the mood?". The guy does, and is enjoying the show, when he turns to the guy next to him and says, "Hey, these chicks really know what they're doing huh?", The guy responds, "Yeah, but you should have been here last week, there was this guy fucking a pigeon!" From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003  |  IP: Logged |  rickshaw1 Leader posted                        ...and this slide is us in front of the Parthenon ...and this slide is us in front of the Sphinx ...and this slide is us in front of Big Ben ...and this slide is a live sex show in amsterdam ...and this slide is our hotel in Slovenia ...and this slide is...what do you mean go back? -------------------- Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy! From: South Carolina | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  cleome46 or you can do the confusion 'til your head falls off posted                        alkie cat by ~Fauve~, on Flickr -------------------- Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on flickr. Drop by and tell me that I sent you. From: Vanity, OR | Registered: Dec 2008  |  IP: Logged |  My Whee Fem Plucky Girl Sidekick! posted                        Wait! Is that STUCat? -------------------- No, I was Never a Bond Girl... From: Security Office Lobby | Registered: Mar 2009  |  IP: Logged |  cleome46 or you can do the confusion 'til your head falls off posted                        Not STUCat, but an incredible simulation... -------------------- Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on flickr. Drop by and tell me that I sent you. From: Vanity, OR | Registered: Dec 2008  |  IP: Logged |

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