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"Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death!"
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Girls want to meet a boy in the park, Boys want to park their meat in a girl.
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or you can do the confusion 'til your head falls off
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Should I wait until after Lent is over to use "meat" jokes? I don't want to offend the faithful... any more than usual.
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or you can do the confusion 'til your head falls off
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quote:Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.: "I have nothing to complain about."
I'll have to beat rickshaw1 in a game of checkers for the right to use that one. Just so it's not arm-wrestling. Carpal tunnel, doncha' know...
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" I'll have to beat rickshaw1 in a game of checkers for the right to use that one. Just so it's not arm-wrestling. Carpal tunnel, doncha' know..."
Pfft. Never happen.
I would be a gentleman and say "i got nuthin'" but that isn't true.
1- Either of Marge's sisters...."uuuunnngggghhhhh"
2- is highly profane, but my wife would get it in an instant...and laugh, but not in a maliscous(sp?) way.
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