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16. In the early days of the LMB, he once convinced several of us to wear costumes maid of marshmallow and chocolate and subsequently encouraged a night of sexual debauchery. SMORES have been banned from LMB headquarters ever since.
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17. Following up on 13, he vehemently maintains that girth is more important than length.
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18. He is officially banned from stepping foot in six counties of Florida - but not for any reason you could begin to guess.
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20. To this day, Lard Lad cries when Bambi's mother dies.
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21. LardLad-60% Lard, 40% Lad
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quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: 16. In the early days of the LMB, he once convinced several of us to wear costumes maid of marshmallow and chocolate and subsequently encouraged a night of sexual debauchery. SMORES have been banned from LMB headquarters ever since.
24. He kept my name out of it.
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quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: costumes maid of marshmallow and chocolate
Candy golems used as domestics?
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25. Lard Lad is known for his blueribbon winning light and flakey pie crusts.
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26. He enjoys dancing in his undies when he thinks no one is looking.
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27. He enjoys dancing without his undies when he thinks someone is looking.
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