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Lolita
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Heh, well, you've got real accent sympathy from me now! Good save. [Smile]

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Note to voters: both Actor Lad and Ghosty appear to be voracious punsters (e.g. Olivier/Oliver & exorcise/exercise)---don't you just hate punsters? Brrrr!

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Awright! This is my 300th post! Another round of oyster shooters on the house! (and no, they're not spiked with mind-control juice to subvert your vote or anything...geez)

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And a question for the undecided voters (and the ones who are decided but might flip-flop):

What can I do get you to vote for me?

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walkwithcrowds
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Ice cream.

Irn Bru flavoured ice cream.

I don't know, it must be true what my friends say about me:

"One lick and I'm anybodies"

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Originally posted by walkwithcrowds:
Ice cream.

Irn Bru flavoured ice cream.

I don't know, it must be true what my friends say about me:

"One lick and I'm anybodies"

Done! And you've gotta try it in my special holosuite program!

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Can you believe my opponent, KS, thinks I'm too negative? For the record, I love Alt. I.D.s even though I choose not to use any! They're fun!!!

Once again, my platform is basically good food and great sex! What's so negative about that?

And the monkey-eating thing? Not negative at all...just falls under the 'good food' side of my platform!!!

Peace and love!

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Viridis Lament
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food and sex....why Lardy i do believe you've bought yourself a vote [Big Grin]

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EXCELLENT!!!!!

Anyone else whose vote I can purchase?

[Smile]

[ June 09, 2006, 10:05 PM: Message edited by: LARDLAD ]

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I'm listening ...

<splash>

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Originally posted by SharkLad:
I'm listening ...

<splash>

Okay, Sharky---howzabout a tank full of nice plump seals? Yummy, huh?

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The polls are almost open...it's time to choose your candidate! It's my fervent hope that you, Legion Worlder, will choose me, your humble servant and resident party-meister.

But if you don't:

VOTE FOR SOMEONE OTHER THAN KENT!!!!

Why?

1) He is, was or pretended for awhile to be a Dominator! You can't trust Dominators!!!

2) The negative campaigning against me...dude has it OUT for me! I pop in a thread and say "hi", the dude's like, "do you want this neanderthal as your leader!" And all I'm doing is saying, "hi" or something!

3) Name-calling! He called me a villain more than once. Like, dude, what the hell? I called him a 'Dominator' because he called himself one.

4) He's telling people, essentially, that he'll rig future outcomes for them! Specifically, he promised Everyday Girl he'd fix it so she'd be prom queen next time! Poor girl practically fainted. If he'll do that, what else will he do?

5)He uses Ambush Bug as his avatar! Dude, did more than, like, 3 people really thing Ambush Bug was funny? (bracing myself for an onslaught of hate on this one)

So if you like mudslinging Dominator Ambush Bug-loving dictators, he's your man...or alien!

But there are three candidates who'd be better choices: myself, the monkey, Actor Lad or Numf. We've run a pretty clean campaign that doesn't breach those 5 above problems. Yes, I had my "frickin' list", but it was a one-off thing I did totally for laughs.

Winema, you say? Dude, her campaign has pretty much been nonexistent. Don't think she really wants it!

Love ya all! Peace!

[ June 11, 2006, 10:10 PM: Message edited by: LARDLAD ]

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Very good but what we really want to know is where are all the Rowies? No rowies here? Well you aint got my vote Lardy, sorry matey....

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Kent Shakespeare
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Negative? I point out a few... lapses in his campaign, and I get characterized as "negative?"

Someone's a bit oversensitive, I think. Or is that a guilty conscience?

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Very good but what we really want to know is where are all the Rowies? No rowies here? Well you aint got my vote Lardy, sorry matey....

Sonnie! Don't LEAVE!! I've got rowies, now!!! I just had to do a little research first!

Here...all the rowies you could ever want!!!!

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